Evans post, totally not something that my mother wrote

Below is a special treat. A post written by my son. Please enjoy and leave a comment, a NICE comment.


Hello world! I am Very Josies son. Mom told me To write a "post". So now I am writing a "post". Today, we went to a birthday paty in Dracut Mass. My mom wanted to where a VERY tight shirt. I said that I thought it was fine to were to the party and she agreed. When we were getting into the car my mom insisted to go and change her shirt. We patiently waited in the car for her to get back.Instead of changing shirts, my mom put on her "I LIKE TO PLAY POKER!" sweater. And that is the end of my story.


Okay, so that above was written by Evan. What I actually put on was my Party Poker hoodie sweatshirt. And the shirt wasn't THAT tight, but I usually end up outside with the kids and thought a sweatshirt was a good idea. Instead I had to listen to "Do you have to advertise that you love poker?". Fricking kids.

Comments

crafty said…
Auspicious beginning, lad. Keep at it.
March 21, 2011 at 11:25 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
I must abstain from commenting on this post.
March 21, 2011 at 11:33 AM
JT88Keys said…
I may prefer Evan's writing style to his mom's. But can he lay down J-10 suited to a preflop raise from a tight player when he still has 30+ big blinds left? That is the real question.
March 21, 2011 at 11:34 AM
KenP said…
I can identify with your pain, Evan. Mothers are such weird creatures. You keep trying to explain the world to them and all they want to do is silly Mom things.

Not to worry, they usually get a bit smarter as you move toward maturity and have them better trained. Of course, that's no great help right now.
March 21, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Josie said…
Thanks for your comments guys.
March 21, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Josie said…
Evan has one response - and it's to JT88Keys, which is....

"In English please?"
March 21, 2011 at 5:15 PM
The Neophyte said…
Welcome to the blogosphere Evan. In a few months I expect to see a few Waffles posts out of you.
March 21, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Big-O said…
For the record I want to say that I 100% support all
"Josie tight shirt" related posts... ;-)
March 21, 2011 at 8:10 PM
lightning36 said…
"I expect to see a few Waffles posts out of you."

Oh my ...
March 21, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Josie said…
Neo, now let's not get crazy!

Big O......maybe on your birthday. ;)
March 21, 2011 at 8:19 PM
JT88Keys said…
So that's probably a no then?
March 21, 2011 at 9:28 PM
BamBam said…
Evan has style, class and culture obviously. Now all we have to do is figure out, where'd he get the class and culture?

;)

Keep at her Evan because between the bunch of us, we'll make a Mom outta' her yet!

Oh and..... NICE.
(to stick to the requested level of comments)

:p
March 21, 2011 at 9:59 PM
Josie said…
Jt, he prolly would lay down J-10 before I would, but whenever I use poker lingo like 'flop, jam, turn" he rolls his eyes.
March 21, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Big-O said…
LOL...fair enough. Profile updated to reflect my 7/7.
March 21, 2011 at 11:24 PM
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