Josie and Marvin
I'm playing a tourney in Revere tonight with the ladies and black men. I skipped the first one, so when the email blast about the tourney went on Friday more than a few people on the list emailed me to see if I'd be attending game #2. The email goes to about 24 peeps, and they all love me. :) Seriously, I make the game fun with my trash talking and what not. Anyway, I decide to reply to everyone and get the trash talking started.
Josie: "That's right people! Josie's playing so watch out!"
And then Marvin, my nemesis and winner of season 1 of the league sends the following email:
Marvin: "There really should only be 1 person talking. (See the name below)" Marvin
Now obviously he's saying that because he won season 1.btw Season 1 winner got a custom made hoodie with your name on it! (dammit i wanted that) And he did win, but I have been OWNING him lately, so much so, last time we played I left with an IOU from Mr. Marvin. And truly the only reason I didn't do better in the season is because I missed so many games. I ended up in 4th. So I retort with:
Josie: "Puhlease! Wear your little embroidered sweater and know I OWNED you all last year. you just showed up for more tournaments than I did."
LOL Have I mentioned that he's like 6 feet 22 inches tall? Bah! He doesn't intimidate me, I intimidate him! However, he responds with:
Marvin: "Whatever excuses makes you sleep better at night."
The bastard! It's time to take the gloves off! LOL
Josie: "omg! You will be my biatch saturday night. mark my words. and then I'll sleep GREAT. :)"
There's a scratch ticket bounty at these games, which I hate. I don't like scratch tickets and I usually end up with 5 pieces of scratched cardboard worth zilch, when I'd much rather play for $5 cash bounty and have a few bucks.
Marvin: "Please, I am going to scratch your ticket for 500.00 and add it to my winnings."
Weak retort. Very weak.
Josie: "I hope you hit a lucky scratch ticket because that's the only way you're going to win any money Saturday night."
After a few more inspired emails we decided to resolve our disagreement like gentlemen...erm....you know what I mean. :) We have a last longer bet. Double or nothing on what Marvin owes me from last time. I would LOVE to double it and I soooo have his number now. I just hope he's at my table. This is going to be a 2 or 3 table game.
Oh and guess what? I have a picture of the dude!
Very Josie's ATM
I'll play smart.