Booze Cruise EDITED

How the booze cruise went for me

Do you want the bad news or the worse news?  Let's start with the bad, shall we?  I was Gigli for The Booze Cruise last night.  Nice 2 table field, but I had the unfortunate luck of having Poker Grump at my table. (No, grumpy you aren't getting a link because I'm too mad at you)

This was 10 mixed games, mostly limit and although I did cash in this last week, my goal was to last till 9:30, 20 minutes.  I did not meet my goal.  For some reason Poker Grump gets under my skin and I just don't play well against him.  I either fold the best hand or call with the worst.  Rinse, repeat.  Argh!!  I feel this way about NO OTHER PLAYER.  WTF!  Believe me, he ain't that good.  lol It's me, not him.  I think it's because he pwned me at the WPBT in Vegas.  I still have images in my head of him grinning when he trampled me with a big 10-7 off suit preflop.  This dude owes me dinner, or a kidney.

So I was out first, which sucks, and is the bad news.  The worst news is that Bubble Boy, not only cashed, he won the whole thing!  Waffles took first, Jordan was second ( I was so sure he'd win) some dude I don't know came in third.  I think his name was APOESEC or something like that.  People!  When picking your screen name, for the love of God, pick something that is legible and pronouncable.  How can I swear at you if I can't pronounce your name?  Like Muhctim, for example.  I just realized that is pronounced "Mucked'm" I always called him "Muhcuttim.  Dumb this down for me people!

Oh and SmBoatDrinks was the bubble.  That's okay as he's saving his winning ways for tonight.

TONIGHT

Tonight's the most important game of the tourney if you ask me.  It will determine who makes it to the final two.  Whoever gets immunity goes to the final 2 and can choose who goes with her.

I had 2 great nights sleep in a row. 9 hrs on Monday night and 7 hours last night.  :)  I'm ready to fight to the end.

The Dank TONIGHT
10pm sharp
Password is vegas1

Good luck to my two worthy opponents and better luck to me. 

See you tonight.  Especially you Ken.  I want YOU to play tonight.  RJ Squirrel can play on sites other than corrupt ones right?  Take a freaking nap OLD MAN and play! :)

Edited to add:  I am having a GREAT hair day.  I dunno why but I look like I just stepped out of a salon.  The world is my oyster baby! With my hair looking this good, how can I lose tonight?  :)  Duh! Winning!
Josie



Comments

Memphis MOJO said…
GL in the tourney tonight.

RJ Squirrel can play on sites other than corrupt ones right?

UB's sin was they got caught and then tried to sweep it under the rug (something I think other sites are capable of, too). Rather than corrupt, I would define them as stupid.
March 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Josie said…
Oh, I get it....the old boys stick together, huh? :)

Thanks for your GL. I will put it to good use.

xoxo
March 30, 2011 at 2:21 PM
APOSEC72 said…
Damn, it's not THAT hard to pronouce - it ain't heiroglyphics!

I haven't played any bloggerments in a year, probably. Figured I would play it since I had time for once.

-APOSEC72
March 31, 2011 at 1:38 AM
Josie said…
LOL Please play MY tourney next wed - The Very Josie - and I'll work on pronouncing your name!
March 31, 2011 at 1:54 AM
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