*Yawn*


Damn, did I sleep good last night.  I went to bed at 9pm, didn't even make it to 9:30, and slept for 9 solid hours.  I definitely feel better.  Hopefully I won't be spillng things today.....or more to the point, hopefully, Julius Goat took his curse off me.

Hey Goat,  I'm Silician and we believe in curses.  And gypsies.  My mom grew up in Sicily and left in the late 50's.  Back then Sicily was riddled with gypsies.  She says they knock on your door and beg for bread or oil.  If you gave them some  they'd go away satisfied.  If you didn't, they'd put a curse on you.  Do I really believe that? NO.  Does my mom?  Yes.  She said cursed people would go to bed only to find themselves beaten up in the morning, but with no evidence that anyone actually entered the house.  Creepy!  Luckily I woke up bruise free.  Goat, you ain't a gypsy, are you?

But enough of that....

Happy Birthday Waffles!!!!  No matter how old you get, you'll always be 2 years younger than me. (Meh, actually 2 1/2 but I like to round down)

In honor of Waffles birthday, some virtual gifts.  Below are some of Waffles' favorite things.


His fave drink


His latest addiction


His good ole addiction


The wife.  No, not HIS wife, Dr. C's!!!!


You guys know how he feels about Au Pairs, right?  Like angels sent from heaven


Very Josie in a wife beater...It's Waffles' birthday but you all get a gift.

Happy Birthay Waffles! 

Josie

Comments

lightning36 said…
Great job. Your picture will probably makes Waffles' computer look like the laptop below ...
March 8, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Josie said…
Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Disclosure: Objects are not quite as big as they appear. Thank you Victoria's Secret!
March 8, 2011 at 9:34 AM
DrChako said…
My birthday is right around the corner. Can I have The Wife, too?

-DrC
March 8, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Josie said…
I'm assuming Waffles will share.
March 8, 2011 at 11:30 AM
The NL Wife said…
Too funny - I need to send you a better picture for his present, but maybe we can't get better than that cleavage. :)
March 8, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Josie said…
Yes Better pic!!!!! The lighting and my camera made for a bad shot.
March 8, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Memphis MOJO said…
How did you take the photo of you in the tree? Did you use a tripod?
March 8, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Josie said…
LOL Mojo - Everyone knows YOU are my photographer!
March 8, 2011 at 11:55 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
I must admit I am a sucker for a chick in a white shirt, no bra...
March 8, 2011 at 2:38 PM
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