Here Fishy, Fishy!

Hello my dears,

Time to do a little fishing at Foxwoods, but that doesn't mean I'd leave you high and dry without a post!  First a little bidness, and then a little bit of fun.

Bidness is football and it ain't pretty.  I had such a bad week last week with all the upsets that I think I lost what little grasp I had on first place in my cbs.com league and there's not enough time to make it up. This will be the first time in 4 years that I haven't won first place for the year. Fuuuuuuck.  The only slim chance of doing something significant is to go with a few longshots, which I have done.  I will go down fighting!  I like to keep my picks the same, both here in our little league and in the bigger league, so here we go. 

Baltimore 16, opponent Cleveland
Pats 15, opponent Miami
Green Bay 14, opponent Chicago
Tennessee 13, opponent Jacksonville
Dallas 12, opponent I dunno
New Orleans 11, opponent Atlanta
Washington 10, opponent Minn
Pittsburgh 9, opponent St. Louis
Detroit 8, opponent San Diego
Cinncy 7, opponent Ari
Tampa Bay 6, opponent Carolina
Houston 5, opponent Indy
KC 4, opponent Buffalo
Giants 3, opponent Jets
San Fran 2, opponent Seattle
Buffalo 1, opponent Denver

Blah.  Let's see if I can at least beat Jman.  That'd be something.

I promised Mr. Mojo Risin' a drinking story.  As an aside, I take exception to his name. 1.) A kid wants me to address him as Mr.? I don't think so.  2.) I already know a Mojo, a really nice one, so that name's out the window too.  But I digress....the drinking story:

 I was in Mexico (Cancun) with my sister and cousin Sara, and we were hitting some bars and then a club, so it was a night of alot of tequila.  This was quite awhile ago, by the way.  Tequila was pretty much free, they'd knock your head back and literally pour it down your throat and dance onto the next person.  So we met some guys...drinking and partying with them.  My sister was particularly interested in this one guy who we were hanging with; pretty boy and very good looking.  These guys ended up going to the club with us and my sister and he were dancing together...whatever, I wasn't really paying attention to them. (as an aside, I was VERY popular in mexico - I should probably move there, lol as I have alot of junk in the trunk.  Who knew how popular that is in Mexico.  Every fucking guy was on me like white on rice - I am saying this because it was UNUSUAL, and again MEXICO. Anyway, the guy tells my sis that he wants to sleep with her but she has to pay because he's a prostitute. I shiat you not and boy was she pissed off.  Later on I'm dancing and he joins me on the dance floor and would not leave me alone...and he tells me "YOU, I will fuck for free." LOLLLLLLLLLL I was like "Wow, lucky me".   We finally lose him and his buddies.....decide to go to the beach in like the wee hours of the morning....and THEN I decide I want to sunbathe at like I dunno 5 or 6 am (remember I was drunk Josie at this point) and I think I should take off my clothes because I think my bra and panties look just like a bikini anyway. They didn't. I woke up at like 11am on the beach in my underwear, in my sunbathing position. My gals were next to me, but they had clothes on and at this point the beach was full.  Awesome.  LOL Like I said that was a long time ago.

But enough about that.  There will be very little drinking today because I'm playing poker!  1-2NL and a nice little tourney.  Poker recap to follow.

Play smart and no sunbathing!

Josie