Hey Lookie At Me!
Good morning Sugar Pies! *Big Cheesy Grin*
Last night after dinner my sister called me......
Sis: Hey what's going on?
Me: Nothing. How bout you?
Sis: Tell me what's going in! What happened?
Me: Huh?
Sis: I'm at Mike's house and we're want to know what this big news is!
Me: Oh, that. You're going to have to tune in tomorrow like everyone else.....
Sis: I'm your sister!
Heh. She had me at "sister" so I had to tell her. Mike, YOU are not my sister, so you must pay for finding out early. I'll get back to you on how you will pay exactly. But anyway, back to my big news.
Ahem. Check out the little blue bird in yonder right corner....
That's right Biatches, I'm on Twitter! Tweet, tweet! You can follow me, I can follow you....and um, I dunno. I'm not really sure how the whole thing works yet, but that's what this weekend is for.
Me! A luddite when it comes to technology, I'm on twitter. Impressed KEN? Ken's been trying to get me to overcome my fear of technology so he must be amazed.
"The thing is, I did the entire set up, including following some people and linking it to this blog entirely by myself!" said .Poker Grump.
Okay so I'm still a luddite, but I'm on twitter! Grumpy baby found some cool people for me to follow to get me started....poker pros, news, and some poker bloggers. He even found Kim Kardashian and I'm following her too!
Now I haven't actually tweeted anything yet, but I will be sending out some pearls of wisdom tonight. The idea of it does give me a bit of anxiety but I have a feeling once I get started it will be difficult to shut me up.
So follow me biatches...but beware it may be a bumpy ride.
I'm most excited about the idea of tweeting updates during tournaments. I think it'll be very handy there. Like @VeryJosie, 2nd in chips, final table..... I'm not really sure what the @ thingy is supposed to mean, but I get to ask Grump as many questions as I'd like. I suppose he won't be playing much poker this weekend, as I am sure to keep him busy. :)
Thank you Grumpilicious, Mama likie
In other news, it's Lightning's birthday and he just turned 97 years old (but looks only 80). Stop by and wish him a happy 97th. He's kinda cute for an old guy, what with his new svelte figure and all.
Last night after dinner my sister called me......
Sis: Hey what's going on?
Me: Nothing. How bout you?
Sis: Tell me what's going in! What happened?
Me: Huh?
Sis: I'm at Mike's house and we're want to know what this big news is!
Me: Oh, that. You're going to have to tune in tomorrow like everyone else.....
Sis: I'm your sister!
Heh. She had me at "sister" so I had to tell her. Mike, YOU are not my sister, so you must pay for finding out early. I'll get back to you on how you will pay exactly. But anyway, back to my big news.
Ahem. Check out the little blue bird in yonder right corner....
That's right Biatches, I'm on Twitter! Tweet, tweet! You can follow me, I can follow you....and um, I dunno. I'm not really sure how the whole thing works yet, but that's what this weekend is for.
Me! A luddite when it comes to technology, I'm on twitter. Impressed KEN? Ken's been trying to get me to overcome my fear of technology so he must be amazed.
"The thing is, I did the entire set up, including following some people and linking it to this blog entirely by myself!" said .Poker Grump.
Okay so I'm still a luddite, but I'm on twitter! Grumpy baby found some cool people for me to follow to get me started....poker pros, news, and some poker bloggers. He even found Kim Kardashian and I'm following her too!
Now I haven't actually tweeted anything yet, but I will be sending out some pearls of wisdom tonight. The idea of it does give me a bit of anxiety but I have a feeling once I get started it will be difficult to shut me up.
So follow me biatches...but beware it may be a bumpy ride.
I'm most excited about the idea of tweeting updates during tournaments. I think it'll be very handy there. Like @VeryJosie, 2nd in chips, final table..... I'm not really sure what the @ thingy is supposed to mean, but I get to ask Grump as many questions as I'd like. I suppose he won't be playing much poker this weekend, as I am sure to keep him busy. :)
Thank you Grumpilicious, Mama likie
In other news, it's Lightning's birthday and he just turned 97 years old (but looks only 80). Stop by and wish him a happy 97th. He's kinda cute for an old guy, what with his new svelte figure and all.
Follow me everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
-Uncle Kracker
Of course Evan heard me telling my sister the big news and as soon as I got off the phone he asked "Can I follow you? I like it when you swear, unless it's at me."
Play smart and FOLLOW ME.
Josie
Comments
or there-aboots.
Funny you should call it twatter. My sister and always used the word twitter in reference to VJJ for years before tweeting ever came to be.
Either works for me.
Tweet on!
"I'm thinking about joining the blackout tomorrow by not blogging. Turns out I started protesting in October 2011."
or
"I'm all for Tebowing. You can count me in favor of anything that involves bending over. ;)"
or
"The soap dispensers at the new office operate thusly: hold your palms out while this machine ejaculates on your hands."
@duggle - ROFL I will never look at those automated soap dispensers the same way again.
@mojo - thanks for following baby! I will follow you tonight....I know that sounds creepy...
Wont be signing up for tweets.....hate those.
PLEASE change your pic of that tired looking eye....lol
It looks like you were "going down" on someone.
Please don't hate me.
The photo is an old one, but it's kind of like branding - people know its me immediately. I agree that it is not the most flattering pic.
Per your request, go here ---> http://lightning36.blogspot.com/
and you will see a different photo of me at the bottom his most current post.
And I was NOT going down on someone when that photo was taken! I had just gotten my hair done and wanted to see a picture of the color. :P
I like the pic you posted on TBC's blog better than the one in the link but you look good in both.
Did you get that Ipod Nano yet....they are now about $130.
But fuck, now that you've said what you said, I keep looking at my pic thinking "I do look like I'm going down on someone". OMFG.
embellish
1: to make beautiful with ornamentation
2) to heighten the attractiveness of by adding decorative or fanciful details
So if the implication was that a push-up bra was adding to the illusion, so be it. Lying is your choice of words, not mine ... : o P
This is why I can relate to you even though you like the Pats, Sox and live in Baaaaston!
I am so glad you are seeing what I am seeing with your head angled the way it is......sexaaay!!
LOL!
1. Happy Bday Lightning
2. I totally misunderstood you. I thought you meant I was lying. I did not realize you were referring to my bra. Well OF COURSE I was wear a bra/pushup or otherwise that does wonders. I mean they ARE over 40 yrs old!
Jeter is the Yankees and words cannot hurt him...LOL
The only way to find a profile pic like yours is to search google with the image filter on "off". HA
What happens in that case? I dont think I can buy another little charger cord,can I? :( Boo. I think I may have to buy another shuffle just for the little charger cord.
I will shoot for interesting but will most likely be offensive and seductive. Potato, potahto.
Also, big news everyone. I just signed up for an AOL account using my dial-up modem!
I am embarrassed to admit that I didn't come across your site initially from another poker site. Actually I was in a dark place one nite and I googled "pics of women giving head" and yours was the first image. Sorry. My initial disappointment was blown away (so to speak) by your wonderful writing about poker and stuff.
And honey you wouldn't have been disappointed. :P
I may have to change my fucking profile pic!
So I wouldn't have been disappointed, huh? That thought will keep me going the rest of the day :)
At the risk of ending my probation period prematurely, can you tell me where to find the pic on TBC's site that you are referring to? I want to know what this whole "embellishment" argument is all about.
...you know the post about Tony's mom's swivel sweeper. It is NOT like I just decide lemme show a picture of my cleavage. In the post prior to that some guy asked how big my breasts were, so I gave like a normal and truthful answer - c cup and then Lightning pipes in that I'm embellishing (lying) and some other guy piped in too, and the rest is history.
Oh and thank you for saying such nice things about my blog. Much appreciated.
...you know the post about Tony's mom's swivel sweeper. It is NOT like I just decide lemme show a picture of my cleavage. In the post prior to that some guy asked how big my breasts were, so I gave like a normal and truthful answer - c cup and then Lightning pipes in that I'm embellishing (lying) and some other guy piped in too, and the rest is history.
Oh and thank you for saying such nice things about my blog. Much appreciated.
So it is tough for me to get used to seeing guys routinely asking you (and other women) things like that, and even more surprising that you would be so candid and honest in responding, instead of being outraged.
This is actually a pretty big part of my blog, which I'm sure you noticed....that women are these days saying such honest and offtimes outrageous things, things I would never hear from women when I was younger. It is my fascination with this phenomenon that gives me many of my blog posts.
So may I just say I liked what I saw!
Funny, I thought your blog was about how to lose with pocket kings. :P
And as for being honest when someone asks you a "none-of-his-business" question, remember, you're a poker player and it's ok to lie. It's expected. You wouldn't be the first poker player to lie about their "top pair."
And that's not how women distract men at the table. Trust me.
@Lightning, True dat.
And as a guy, I have to say that women distract men at the poker table--and anywhere else--just by their very existence.
Lightning, where are the butt pictures, then?
I hope he didn't choke on his breakfast chorizo....
That guy sure likes his meat.
Giants/Pats re-match VJ??
We shall see!
Enjoy the games either way.
I hope it's Giants/Pats as that would be such EASY competition for the Super Bowl.
Thanks Paul.