I often tease Lightning about his advancing years, but on his b-day I will give that a skip. Instead.....seeing as it's his birthday, I figure there ought to be some presents coming his way.
Turns out Lightning's into cherry pie. I hope that isn't a euphemism for something else!
Turns out Lightning is also a nerd! He's really into daily planners too.
Okay, so you're probably thinking "Josie, those aren't real presents". Perhaps you are right, although I did put time and thought into them, and really isn't that the best part of a present?
You materialistic biatches do not agree? Fine. There is a real present soon to be delivered to the old guy.
You may or may not know this but I am an expert cake baker/decorator but the old dude doesn't like cake! Besides, delivery would be a problem.
I do know of something he likes though. Something he likes quite a bit, methinks. And that's what I'll be sending him. You guys should be envious!
Stop by HERE and wish the guy a happy birthday. He's going through some life changing events....poor guy. Tell him the biotch sent you!