Happy Birthday Lightbulb!


I often tease Lightning about his advancing years, but on his b-day I will give that a skip.  Instead.....seeing as it's his birthday, I figure there ought to be some presents coming his way.

Present #1

Turns out Lightning's into cherry pie.  I hope that isn't a euphemism for something else!


Present #2

Turns out Lightning is also a nerd!  He's really into daily planners too.

Okay, so you're probably thinking "Josie, those aren't real presents".  Perhaps you are right, although I did put time and thought into them, and really isn't that the best part of a present?

What?

You materialistic biatches do not agree?  Fine.  There is a real present soon to be delivered to the old guy.

You may or may not know this but I am an expert cake baker/decorator but the old dude doesn't like cake!  Besides, delivery would be a problem.

I do know of something he likes though.  Something he likes quite a bit, methinks.  And that's what I'll be sending him.  You guys should be envious!

Stop by HERE and wish the guy a happy birthday.  He's going through some life changing events....poor guy.  Tell him the biotch sent you!

Go BEARS!

Josie



Comments

PokahDave said…
I have a knuckle sandwich for him!!
January 20, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Josie said…
LOL I'd pay to see that present delivered!!!
January 20, 2011 at 3:17 PM
lightning36 said…
You're finally sending me those naked pictures you promised me?
January 20, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Josie said…
Ha! No way! Hmmmm mebbe, but that's not what I had in mind. ;)
January 20, 2011 at 3:35 PM
PokahDave said…
Josie...he was talking about my naked pics....of which he cannot have no matter how much he begs me!
January 20, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Josie said…
PokahDave, since he's not getting them....can I have them? :) My b-day's coming up....in August.
January 20, 2011 at 7:15 PM
PokahDave said…
LOL....called my bluff....just be aware that some people have said I look just like John Holmes...
Just sayin'.....
January 20, 2011 at 10:39 PM
BVUGrad2003 said…
If you are talking about a t-shirt, you should know that my birthday was December 18th.
If it is NOT a t-shirt, you should know that my birthday was December 18th. :D
January 20, 2011 at 11:32 PM
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