Happy Birthday Lightbulb!


I often tease Lightning about his advancing years, but on his b-day I will give that a skip.  Instead.....seeing as it's his birthday, I figure there ought to be some presents coming his way.

Present #1

Turns out Lightning's into cherry pie.  I hope that isn't a euphemism for something else!


Present #2

Turns out Lightning is also a nerd!  He's really into daily planners too.

Okay, so you're probably thinking "Josie, those aren't real presents".  Perhaps you are right, although I did put time and thought into them, and really isn't that the best part of a present?

What?

You materialistic biatches do not agree?  Fine.  There is a real present soon to be delivered to the old guy.

You may or may not know this but I am an expert cake baker/decorator but the old dude doesn't like cake!  Besides, delivery would be a problem.

I do know of something he likes though.  Something he likes quite a bit, methinks.  And that's what I'll be sending him.  You guys should be envious!

Stop by HERE and wish the guy a happy birthday.  He's going through some life changing events....poor guy.  Tell him the biotch sent you!

Go BEARS!

Josie



Comments

PokahDave said…
I have a knuckle sandwich for him!!
Josie said…
LOL I'd pay to see that present delivered!!!
lightning36 said…
You're finally sending me those naked pictures you promised me?
Josie said…
Ha! No way! Hmmmm mebbe, but that's not what I had in mind. ;)
PokahDave said…
Josie...he was talking about my naked pics....of which he cannot have no matter how much he begs me!
Josie said…
PokahDave, since he's not getting them....can I have them? :) My b-day's coming up....in August.
PokahDave said…
LOL....called my bluff....just be aware that some people have said I look just like John Holmes...
Just sayin'.....
BVUGrad2003 said…
If you are talking about a t-shirt, you should know that my birthday was December 18th.
If it is NOT a t-shirt, you should know that my birthday was December 18th. :D

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