Another one converted

Sooooooo....I'm playing a $3 (90) peep game, cuz that's where I cash most.  We're down to the final table and I am playing AWESOME poker so every now and again Lucky Duck and Fricking Jew Boy congratulate me on winning a hand with a gg or whatevah.  Finally one of the guys at the table that I'd been chatting with comments that I have fans at a $3 game.  So of course I give him the url to this blog so he can learn a thing or two about poker.

Anyway about 5 minutes later we're chatting and he mentions something about did I have "jack ten" so he obv read the last post.  I then go on about the wonders of jack ten while someone at the table doubles up with that very hand.

Well a few hands later my buddy raises and someone else jams all in.  Now we're at the FINAL table of a 90 peep tourney....he thinks about it and calls the all in preflop for all his chips with......yep JACK TEN.

See below!

Pocket Queens are no match for the mighty JT!

This guy has a serious set of balls to make that kinda call, just because some chick was talking about the hand.  +1

After chatting for about 5 minutes he asks me:
"Are you a girl or a bad boy?"  -1 

Why does everyone think I'm a guy???????

I ended up in mebbe 6th place.  Blahhhh

Play smart.

Josie


Comments

SirFWALGMan said…
Obviously chicks do not play Poker or WoW. :P.
January 13, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Josie said…
R U calling me a guy??????

And that's how Waffles got his arm broken!
January 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Memphis MOJO said…
I had a post with a shot of me wearing a St. Louis Cardinal ballcap. You said +1 in your comment.

I didn't ask then, but now I gotta. What's that mean exactly?
January 13, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Josie said…
Mmmm I remember the photo EXACTLY and I saw and commented quite a while ago.

+1 means like "Bonus" as in Nice pic of mojo and bonus that he likes The Cards...a team I also like. For a non-red sox team, that is. I saw them in Fenway - interleague play. And for the record I LOVE interleague play.
January 13, 2011 at 5:24 PM
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