A Very Jew Boy Weekend
This is Jew Boy dressed as a dickhead for Halloween!
Just kidding!
He's wearing the penis hat for a reason.
A good friend of mine was kind enough to knit it for me and I was wearing it during poker one night. (I look way cute in it) Anyway, Gary was being a ballbuster, saying it looked like a penis hat and I should take it off. So me being creative (and evil) suggested a side bet. If Gary lost, I take a picture of HIM in the penis hat.
Who do you think won? LOLLLLLLLLLLL
I agreed not to post it on Facebook, but I never said I wouldn't put it on my blog!!!
I haven't seen Gary in a couple of weeks, but I'm making up for lost time. I'm having a Very Jew Boy weekend (god help me) that starts on Friday and ends on Monday.
Here's the itinerary.
Friday night: Poker at Josie's house
I haven't played with my usual donks lately, so I'm having them over and showing them a little love. At $5 a tourney it won't kill me to get sucked out on.
Saturday Noon: Playing in The Saugus Sportsman's Club Tournament
$50 buy-in w/$5 scratch ticket bounty (hate the scratch ticket bounty but no one asked my opinion) This is the tourney that Jew Boy and I chopped a couple of weeks ago when we were down to the two of us. These old dudes are not poker players, so I like what I'm up against. And I like the players. I feel like I give them a little fun and entertainment for their money anyway. See taking money from old men doesn't make me a bad person! (Coop where's your wallet?)
Sunday - Day of Rest:
Gary Free Day! Woot!
Monday Night: - Bruins Playoff Game!!!
Gary (the most awesome guy I know)is taking me to a Bruins playoff game at The Boston Garden. Sure to be a great time, except I hope the players don't fight on the ice. That happens so often and it isn't tolerated in other sports! Prior to the game, I'm hitting a bar with a few of the girls from work. One of them is turning 26 yrs old (young bitch) so we'll be toasting Jenny's birthday!
I'm setting a record for most times being on the Jumbotron at The Garden. I've been on it three times in the past 2 years. Obviously the cameras (or camera guys) love me. Funny enough, Gary and I went to a game at Fenway, and didn't I get on it there too! (just the once) I swear to God I looked up and I was the focus....and next to me was a hairy jewish guy wearing a bruins shirt up on the big screen. One Bruins shirt in a sea of red sox garb.
Gary, thanks again for sharing your tix. You really rock. In fact I may even be nice to you for one whole day! I dunno when though. :)
Please stay tuned throughout the weekend for updates - as I'll have my camera with me.
Play smart.
Josie
Comments
RIDICULOUS (and violent).
If they can wait for confirmation before swinging, there's no need to be swinging.
If there's a reason to fight - one of the opposing team did something that was bad - the fighter will whack the fightee's shinguards with his stick before dropping the gloves.
If a guy refuses to fight (to "turtle"), it's considered the act of a scumbag to fight him anyway; but the turtler is branded as a pussy, so both sides of the equation are fraught with peril.
There are stories of young up-and-comer goons asking for a fight from a veteran by addressing him as "sir" or otherwise treating him with great respect. "Can I get a fight from you please, Mr. Nilan?" for example.
It's a little odd but when you play a fast, physical game with sticks, you NEED to have a safety valve built in. Nobody wants to see someone completely lose it on the ice.
And about the pictures - who said I didn't have more?
In fact, that's a very bold statement that I will prove wrong.
"Come and sit on old Coot's lap and I will explain how to win at poker amongst a few other things"...I would but you wouldn't be able to talk for a week! LOL