Tonight is Very Josie Poker!
Here's what's happening in the world of Very Josie Poker:
Guess which hot chick will probably be playing tonight? No, I don't mean me....I'm talking about the GORGEOUS Poker Girl in Vegas, Carmen Sincity! Woo hoo! She said "she'll try very hard to play". I figure that's a 75% probability! Most likely even better than that. I told her how DB Cooper says that "Poker is a man's game" so she's down with be representing us chicks. :)
Speaking of DB Cooper, has anyone noticed that he gives me only one line, no make that THE VERY LAST LINE of his post. Dontcha worry though, because tomorrow Coop will be writing AN ENTIRE POST about how I kicked his ass....in fact, that's what the post will be called! :)
Our very own Jew Boy was practicing up for tonight's game and came in first in a (45) person tourney! Watch out - Jew Boy's on Fiyah! (his word, not mine)
I work with this kid, Adam, who'll also be playing with us tonight. I fucking annihilated him last year in football - actually I won the whole league, but Adam and I had LOTS of side bets that I won. We'll see if he can win a little of that money back tonight. I don't know why, but I have a feeling alot of people will be gunning for me tonight....and you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. :)
In the office I'm crazy busy. I'm going through a sales & use tax audit, plus it's almost the end of our fiscal year so I have our own auditors here too. I was trying to talk Mr. Tax Man into removing some charges from his very long list (felt like another game of poker to tell you the truth). Some things we agreed on and some things we did not. Now you don't know this if you haven't played with me LIVE, but I have a tendency to hit (yes hit) players that wrong me.....and guess what I did to Mr. Tax Man? Smacked him in the spot Jew Boy says is now callused over!
As soon as I swung (LOL) I thought "ut oh", but it worked! He started laughing and said "okay, I'll give you this one".
Funny enough, men don't mind getting smacked around! If anything it endears me to them, with the exception of one guy....a dealer. A little advice from Auntie Josie - don't hit the dealers when you're in a poker room. The dealer looked shocked, although I didn't hit him that hard. He said "I'll call the floor if you put your hands on me again." As that hand knocked me out of the tourney, odds were pretty good I wouldn't be putting "my hands on him again". Sheesh.
Okay - Memphis and Coop - take your vitamins because tonight separates the women from the nitty old men. :)
Private Tournament name: Very Josie Poker
Tonight at 9:00pm
Double stack with a knockout
Entry fee $10+1
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