The Mookie: Fuggedaboutit

No one's playing The Mookie anymore.  Don't let that showing of 120 people this week fool you.  Hell, not even Mook  plays it.  But do you know what Mook DOES PLAY?

Very Josie Poker!

Okay, so I'm just full of shit.  But if he knew about it, I'd bet he'd play.

Very Josie, a fun and profitable MTT will be held on THE FIRST WEDNESDAY of EVERY MONTH at 9:00pm ET. Below is a schedule of dates when the tourney will be held.

May 5
June 2
July 7
August 4
September 1
October 6
November 3
December 1

And yeah, I know the tournament in May will be in direct competition with BBT5....that means if you play the Mookie, as a bonus, the winner gets a ToC seat.  Do  you really think I can't compete with that?

Let's not forget that at the first Very Josie GoBurn1 got a bonus calzone for doing my bidding.  I just got around to making it last night.  See below:


Calzone by Josie

Okay, maybe it's yumminess is lost in the photo, but it tastes better than it looks.  It's filled with alot of Italian deli meats and cheese.

Kinda makes you want to play Very Josie, doesn't it?  May 5 at 9:00pm ET.  Oh and I'm 2 for 2 picking my winning horses for this event.....and certain to be 3 for 3.....I already have an inkling who the winner is going to be, and no one's even entered yet.  Yes, I am THAT good.

Seriously, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.....hmmm gives me an idea.....

Last time I played a drinking game during Very Josie, but it lead to my demise after playing so well for two hours....but clothing removal....that shouldn't effect MY play. ;)

Play smart and play with me.  Very Josie, Wednesday, May 5 at 9:00pm ET.

Josie

PS.....See the title of the post?  I'm watching an old Sopranos episode.  Love it!  Tony would appreciate my calzone! *Editor's Note:  And I would appreciate Tony's calzone.  Always had a thing for him.....there's something about him.

Comments

Lucki Duck said…
Will there be a webcam? BTT5 Tourney; old and worn. Very Josie Strip Poker Tourney with webcam; new and hot!!!
April 23, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Josie said…
Lucki Duck, you're a genius!
April 23, 2010 at 11:33 AM
dbcooper said…
I am liking the Duck more and more
April 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Josie said…
Thanks Waffles. My calzone is pretty good too! ;)
April 23, 2010 at 12:19 PM
dbcooper said…
Do people really eat that thing? Wow looks really um um different.
April 23, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Josie said…
No Coop, everyone really wants to eat Poutine, but no one wants to go to frigging Canadia to get it. :)
April 23, 2010 at 9:17 PM
dbcooper said…
Come to Canada Josie (dear). You might never want to leave. Of course AS I type this I have had 3 really large glasses of wine.
April 23, 2010 at 9:23 PM
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