Bloggers Tourney TONIGHT

Well not just any bloggers tourney. I am talking about Very Josie Poker.

Have you heard of it?

Tune in tonight on Full Tilt Poker to find out:

1. Who will be the first knocked out?
2. Will MOJO go from worst to first? Yes Mojo is Very Josie's Pick of the Week!
3. Will Lightning36 show up to defend his title?
4. Poker Meister knocked out your very own Very Josie - so I will return the favor tonight. Mark my words!
5. How badly will I handle my liquor? The quicker players get knocked out, the quicker I will become sloshed. knockout = another drink
6. Waffles will be making his first appearance at Very Josie Poker - odds are he lasts less than one hour. ;)

Sign up to find out - or you can just be a railbird of mine (no autographs please)

Tournament Name: Very Josie Poker
Password: Pokerbaby
Buy-in: $10+1....$8 to prize, and $2 knockout
This Wednesday, April 14, 2010
at 9:00pm ET
Game: No Limit Texas Holdem
Tournament #151614945 (04.14.10 21:00 ET)

Play smart - because tonight I'm bringing my A-game, and alot of pino grigio!

Josie

PS - The Christmas story has been published and taken down - hope you got a chance to read it.

Comments

SirFWALGMan said…
I never last very long but every second with me is filled with extreme pleasure. :P.
April 14, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Josie said…
@waffles, that's not something to brag about...
April 14, 2010 at 11:11 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
Good point.. erm.. I was just kidding baby I last all night and am as huge as a tree!!!!
April 14, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Josie said…
Wow, Giant Tree Man lasts all night. Now THAT'S impressive! And a hilarious visual. :)
April 14, 2010 at 11:46 AM
dbcooper said…
Clicked on the Christmas story looking forward to hearing how badly Josie handles her fluids and its gone...... AWWWWWW Oh and I am not doing the visual on Waffles
April 14, 2010 at 11:54 AM
crafty said…
wow - drunk Josie. You guys are all in for a treat.

I can't wait for tonight. It's gonna be just peachy!

A word of advice for y'all: put your side bets on ME. The Kid is gonna win today!
April 14, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Josie said…
@coop, re: waffles - that's okay - I'll do the visual for both of us. Sorry you didn't get to see the xmas story - it involved people at work so I wanted it down by noon my time....I can give you a quick recap tonight tho....and funny enough you were mentioned in it! @ one point I said "don't be jealous coop" and you'll never know why. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE. Get on Eastern Standard Time! LOLLL

@gary - i don't think you've ever seen me trashed...and if i have a drink everytime someone's knocked out - that'll be 15 drinks! if 16 people show up. This could be worse than the xmas party!
April 14, 2010 at 12:21 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
I wonder if Full Tilt has a tree avatar.. hmm..
April 14, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Josie said…
Oh and for those that missed the christmas story - and it seems everyone did but waffles.....waffles' comment was

Waffles: LOL BAD GIRL!
April 14, 2010 at 2:19 PM
lightning36 said…
Ha -- I found a picture of Waffles -- naked -- that he posted in some forum for sickos.

It is not a pretty picture. You have beeen warned.

http://tinyurl.com/Waffles-Tree
April 14, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Josie said…
Jeezus Lightning ROFLLLLLLLLLL
He must be a bonsai tree!
April 14, 2010 at 3:41 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Has balls and everything. Good job Lightbulb. I knew you were a ghey creeper.
April 14, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Josie said…
LOL - Yes, your tiny tree has fruit!
April 14, 2010 at 4:12 PM
The Poker Meister said…
FYI tournament is #152489060. Search for "veryjosie" and you will find it easily.
April 14, 2010 at 8:20 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
LOL. I AM NOT A FRUIT TREE! DAMMIT! Your link is at least temporarily up on my blog side section. You also got me in trouble with Carmen. :P.

Carmen: hey! you took me and Tina off your profile picture! That's messed up!

Oh oh!
April 15, 2010 at 5:36 PM
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