I Should Be Hungover
But I'm not! Woke up feeling a little "shaky" but that has passed.
Don't have much time so here are the highlights:
I lost again last night. Damn you Coop! Coop took me out, and not for dinner! Obviously he doesn't know how to treat a lady nicely.
I did get 3 bounties - heffmike, my jew boy, and someone else?????
The horse I picked to win the Very Josie Derby was Mojo and yes he complied. I am 2 for 2 with my picks.
So how do I do is? Is it just me predicting it? Or does my pick influence the person playing? I think it's a little bit of both. As I've mentioned in the past, I have a knack for calling a card, and then picking it randomly out of a deck. Mama's got mad skillz - you shouldn't be playing against me (unless i'm drunk and uber chatty)
Next time I really mean this - no more chatting! I'm going to focus on playing POKER instead of just playing around.
Oh and my opinion of Waffles play? He didn't suck as bad as I thought he would! Aren't I sweet?
Jew Boy was to my right instead of my left (which is our usual position heh) so that was a big disadvantage too. And yeah, I got lucky and my ace ten, knocked him and his ace queen out. i told you I have mad skillz!
Lightning is trying really hard not to like me. So that means I'm on a campaign to change that. He's not immune to my other skills *wink wink*.
Marra - He played his first very josie last night...and I think it was his first game on full tilt to boot! Sounds like easy money, right? Nope. He played like a pro - very suspicious....that coupled with him being from NY.
I have one question for Marra to determine if I should like him. Marra, are you a yankee fan????????
I'm playing the Mookie next week and I'll be stone cold sober....I cannot guarantee I'll be quiet, but I'll try.
Superbusy this morning, so I'll post a recap later in the day. Work calls!
Bitches, loved playing with you all!
xoxo
Josie
Don't have much time so here are the highlights:
I lost again last night. Damn you Coop! Coop took me out, and not for dinner! Obviously he doesn't know how to treat a lady nicely.
I did get 3 bounties - heffmike, my jew boy, and someone else?????
The horse I picked to win the Very Josie Derby was Mojo and yes he complied. I am 2 for 2 with my picks.
So how do I do is? Is it just me predicting it? Or does my pick influence the person playing? I think it's a little bit of both. As I've mentioned in the past, I have a knack for calling a card, and then picking it randomly out of a deck. Mama's got mad skillz - you shouldn't be playing against me (unless i'm drunk and uber chatty)
Next time I really mean this - no more chatting! I'm going to focus on playing POKER instead of just playing around.
Oh and my opinion of Waffles play? He didn't suck as bad as I thought he would! Aren't I sweet?
Jew Boy was to my right instead of my left (which is our usual position heh) so that was a big disadvantage too. And yeah, I got lucky and my ace ten, knocked him and his ace queen out. i told you I have mad skillz!
Lightning is trying really hard not to like me. So that means I'm on a campaign to change that. He's not immune to my other skills *wink wink*.
Marra - He played his first very josie last night...and I think it was his first game on full tilt to boot! Sounds like easy money, right? Nope. He played like a pro - very suspicious....that coupled with him being from NY.
I have one question for Marra to determine if I should like him. Marra, are you a yankee fan????????
I'm playing the Mookie next week and I'll be stone cold sober....I cannot guarantee I'll be quiet, but I'll try.
Superbusy this morning, so I'll post a recap later in the day. Work calls!
Bitches, loved playing with you all!
xoxo
Josie
Comments
Marra - loving poker and hating the yankees - you may be the perfect man! (except for coop)
You may be my horse for your seniors event in vegas! :)
@Frankie - I don't hate the jets! In fact, I don't hate ANYONE, except the yankees.
If I was in the same room with you Josie I would have been topping up that wine glass of yours. You are too funny after a few glasses.
As Michael Jackson said, "I'm a lover, not a fighter." I don't know where you get these silly notions. Maybe because I am not a butt kisser? lol