Friday, February 18, 2011

A new twist


I think I'm getting a little better, but I woke up this morning with a new twist. My lips are swollen to about the size of the lips in the picture....except my bottom lip is bigger than hers.  OMG I'm like Bubba Gump.  This happens sometimes when I get sick.  I dunno if it's cuz my lips are kinda full in general or what.  Once I went to see my doctor and his first comment was that my lips were like Angelina's.  "Yeah, I know.  Fix it!" 

Oh well.  I decided best course of action was no lipstick, besides, who has that much lipstick? I'm hoping they go down.  FML.  I have meetings all afternoon too.  I'll report on the comments I get.  I'd take a pic and show you, but I don't think the camera lens is wide enough.

How bout some good news?

KenP is the nicest, sweetest, cuddliest (I'm assuming) blogger ever.  Ken, you've just risen in status.  You're right up there with Wolfie.  Now that means you can insult me all you want (not that you haven already) with no consequences.  No, YOU do not have this status and neither do YOU or YOU. :p

It brings me great joy to report that it is going to be in the 60's in Boston today.  Mild baby!  Kinda warm even.  Thank you Jesus! 

If you're in Boston today and it gets too warm for you, you can always grab some shade under my bottom lip.

Play smart.

Josie

9 comments:

BamBam said...

Why oh why Dear Josie, do you think I would EVER insult a young lady who's last two posts included; a BJ and full lips?

Silly, Silly girl!

KenP said...

Even given the weather, it looks like I can still snow in Boston.

Josie said...

Heh. I hadn't even noticed that pattern!

My lips hurt!

Josie said...

Ken, I was being sincere! I am so thrilled with what you sent me.

Hey all you other bloggers out there - I suggest you send me stuff!

SirFWALGMan said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

lightning36 said...

I did send you something last night -- I sent you to the rail.

Funny ... I am missing your brag post this morning. "lightning36 is now kicking my ass HU. He has won three straight and has totally dominated me in Omaha."

Or sumfin like dat ...

Josie said...

Lightning, you deceived me last night. Men don't often get the chance to do that twice. NOT happy about it.

I agreed to a HU NLHE match and told you to find one and I'd join. I join you to find it's Omaha. NOT COOL. Hope you enjoyed your last HU match with me.

Gary said...

Any sign of hives?

Josie said...

Gary, Yes, the hives have been making guest appearances. I thought they only showed up when you pissed me off. ;)