Don't think I didn't notice

Someone voted for ME on Survivor Donkey Island.  Voted to have me BOOTED specifically.  Can you believe that shiat?  Obviously I must hunt this teammate down.

Is it you?

Let's go with the assumption that my boys haven't lied to me yet.  If we assume this to be true, and then add a further truth that Riggs and Dawn did not vote we come to a hypothesis.

The hypothesis is that either AlCan'tHang or Iaatg tried to vote me out.  Al doesn't know me well enough to dislike me, so I'm pointing the finger at you Iaatg!!!!

I discussed my theory with Waffles.  Good sounding board, right?  He says "Hoy did it."

He BETTER be wrong. 

Just got out of a meeting.  An associate, who's project we were reviewing (for financial reasons) starts the meeting with...

"Josie, I thought you were out sick, but you were having your lips done!"

Play smart.

Josie

Comments

Wolfshead said…
Has to be Dawn. I haven't come across anyone with testicles that would go against you except either lightning or myself. Everyone else is too busy drooling or tripping over their schwanz over you.
February 18, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Bayne_S said…
Weak analysis by Wolfshead:
"I did not receive a vote from DawnSummers or Riggstad so they each voted for themselves.
See everyone on Sunday!"

I think it was SmBoatDrinks that voted for you. Because when (not if) Hoy votes for you it will be as part of a block that sends you packing
February 18, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Josie said…
LOL You make some good points Wolfie, except....

1.) Dawn did not vote at all. This is a fact.

2.) Lightning's drooling too.
February 18, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Josie said…
Bayne, it was definitely not Boaty. He's too nice.

You seem to have the same opinion of Hoy's character that Waffles does. I hope you're wrong.
February 18, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Julius_Goat said…
Eventually, nice as he may be, either you will vote off Boaty or he will vote off you. This is the way of Survivor. Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. We all got it comin', kid.

Perhaps somebody voted for you to see if they could put you on tilt?
February 18, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Josie said…
Oh Goat,

A teammate wouldn't want me on tilt at this point, and only teammates can vote for me. Ask Bayne would say "Weak!"

Now tell me an old goat wants me on tilt.....that may have some merit.
February 18, 2011 at 7:53 PM
lightning36 said…
Hey -- If I'm drooling it is merely a function of age.
February 18, 2011 at 8:39 PM
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