CrAAKKer is a cracker of pocket aces and kings....how cool is that! Love me an aggressive poker player. Does he know about the wonder of J-10 and the power it has to crack aces? I'm thinking mebbe he does.
No, I don't know this guy from Adam, but he's hilarious AND he's smart. Too bad I can't say that about most of you. (just kidding)
He's also a follower of mine, which speaks volumes about his good taste.
His latest post mentions cougars, sausage stuffers, and the Poker Grump. And it's frigging hilarious (I might've mentioned that). Now something that's noticeably absent is any mention of me. I am going to overlook this for the moment..although how could he NOT mention me???????????
The good news is I have oodles of crAAKKer archives to read when I'm bored at work, so I won't have to bug Waffles so much.
The bad news is when I was looking for "cracker" images for this post, I came across this photo:
That picture freaks me the fuck out. Have I mentioned my raccoon phobia? I had a very traumatic raccoon incident about a year or 2 ago, and now I break out into a cold sweat when I see one of this little masked bastards on TV. Whenever a raccoon should show up on TV I always know about it cuz my son yells "Mom you have to see this!!!!!" just so he can see me freak out. Sweet kid, huh?
FYI raccoons aren't so fucking little when you're up close and personal to them. He looks little in this photo doesn't he? This one must be a newborn or something.
The one that was up in my grill IN MY HOUSE was a huge fucker.....I'm talking about the size of tank.