Isn't he cute? This is College Boy! Yes, he looks like he's 16 years old but he's a very legal 20 years old.
CB rocks because he was one of my first commenters evar. He and Coop were there, way back in the beginning (two and a half months ago). Anyway that first comment from CB back then, was a request to justify how I raise with pairs and the theory behind it. So I wrote RAISE SHIT JUSTIFICATION for CB.
He's a full time college student but he's on summer break so he's back home in Massachusetts. One of his first posts once he was back, was to mention his admiration for me. Awww. You know I love me a hyperlink!
This is his latest request:
Josieeeee if u ever have another game, I want innnnnn. I wanna play with jew boy and get soul read by uuuuuuuuuu
Okay so maybe I was bragging about my mad reading skillz in those early posts. :) But trust me College Boy, I can read your soul, if the game's live. Just to be NICE, I'm going to suggest that College Boy read what happened to all the 18 year old boys at a live game two weeks ago. College Boy read THIS.
Now, I like to comply with all requests (not really) but I don't really know CB. Actually, you would not believe (I sure don't!) how many people want to meet me or play live with me. Can't you guys see that I'm a bitch? Now why do you wanna meet a bitchy Sicilian with a bad temper? ;)
College Boy wants to play against me cuz he wants to see my mad skillz in action but I figure we'll start slow. He's going to play the next Very Josie tourney on Full Tilt and after that, I think I might be kind enough to school College Boy LIVE. I'm smiling, just thinking about it. Dude, it won't be like playing against the boys in the dorm. I'm just sayin'.
The Very Josie is next Wednesday and I hope you ALL will join College Boy and me for some poker! As a Hostess with the Mostest, I've decided to add an extra bounty to the game. Yes, it might be on you! It's gonna be fun and it's gonna be a little wild. (CB I assume you've heard 4 letter words before)
I feel geared up to kick some holdem ass, but I think I'll save the ass kicking for The Mookie.
Play smart Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz