Gary is.....

1.  Smart
2. Handsome
3. Has great taste in friends
4. A helluva poker player
5. Has longer hair than I do (so jealous)
6. A good friend
7. Someone I would call if I killed someone and needed help hiding the body.
8. Is a really good guitar player
9. Is VERY funny

Okay Gary, a deal's a deal.  NOW TELL ME!

Josie

Comments

dbcooper said…
Is this a multiple choice question?? Wheres the option of none of the above??? J/K
May 24, 2010 at 3:02 PM
crafty said…
only 9? Well, it'll have to do. And hey: Y'not so bad y'self, punkin.
May 24, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Memphis MOJO said…
I go with Nos. 1, 4, 5, 6, and 9.
May 24, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Josie said…
Gary, 9 at the drop of a hat - not too shabbay. I especially mean #3!

Coop, Trust me, it killed me to write this, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Mojo - You forgot #3!!!
May 24, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Josie said…
The deal was, write something nice about Gary and he'd share THE MONSTER TELL he discovered on Poker Dave.

Yes I'm a giver. I wrote 9 nice things - Hell a few of them are even true! (never said they had to be true)

And I got my monster tell info - gonna crush that bastard next time!
May 24, 2010 at 3:17 PM
crafty said…
Wow, Memphis...that's awfully nice of you to say that. Thanks!
May 24, 2010 at 3:25 PM
Josie said…
Yep, further proof that Mojo's the nicest blogger evar!

But what about ME? I said NINE nice things....AND cats like you! There, that's 10!
May 24, 2010 at 3:48 PM
crafty said…
@Coop - your words hurt me. They hurt my heart. They hurt my head. They hurt my back. Well, actually, my back hurts with or without you.
May 24, 2010 at 4:13 PM
dbcooper said…
@ Gary

Okay after that response I give tou numbver 9
May 24, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Josie said…
That was a pity compliment so it doesn't count.
May 24, 2010 at 11:29 PM
dbcooper said…
I must have been drunk typing that . It doesnt make sense. Either that or I can't type. I really need a secretary?? josie you interested??
May 24, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Josie said…
Coop,

If the view is as amazing as I expect it to be, I'm in.
May 24, 2010 at 11:40 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Send coop the Crazy Canadian!
May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM
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