Hey, It's Okay Tuesday!

I got this idea from Whispering Writer. Every Tuesday she lists a bunch of things to be okay about. 

It's okay.....

To talk about my antiperspirant for an hour because I'm getting paid $100 for it.

To be addicted to Real Housewives of NJ because it feels like I'm visiting relatives.

That it's raining.  At least it's not snow.....yet.

To forgive Borgata and give them another try because of monetary compensation.  No this doesn't mean I am a ho!

To hope Chaz Bono lasts a while longer on Dancing with the Stars even though he cannot dance.  And um, even though he prompted another gender conversation with Sugar Bear.  Dear God, make it stop.  Wasn't the conversation about Hangover II's shemale bad enough?

To day dream about murdering the receptionist because we are out of coffee again.

To lose for two weeks to Waffles.  This is okay because the tide is turning.  Mama knows.

To confiscate Sugar Bear's Xbox and IPad just to listen to "You're taking the things I love most."  Yeah kid, well I love when you do your homework and pass it in.

To tear up a bit in work.  The owner (the 78 year old owner) just walked through the door!  He had major heart surgery a few weeks ago and I didn't think we'd be seeing him for quite a while.  After giving me a kiss he grumbled "What you don't recognize my voice anymore?  I had to come over to you?"  Ahhh so good to hear that grumpiness.  He's baaaaaaack.

Josie

Comments

Pat said…
Funny stuff! And punishment for kids: taking away the things they love is a LOT better than the old-fashioned "sending them to their room"!
October 4, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Josie said…
Yes Pat, when I send him to his room he's like "Great! I have a tv you know."
October 4, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Mikeg5162000 said…
Thanks for clicking in some comments. Without an occasional comment I find is very diffecult to stay inspired. It also good to find someone who puts something out regularly. Seems like all my usual blog friends have gone into hibernation.
October 4, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Josie said…
Mike my pleasure! You should be getting laid on a regular basis (cute guy with boat! duh!) and I will not rest until it is so. lol

Thanks for stopping by.
October 4, 2011 at 11:22 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
P.S. I am going to laugh when you get down there for your free room and they say "You can't stay here we do not accept that card!".
October 4, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Josie said…
LOLLLL I will beat you to within an inch of your life!
October 4, 2011 at 12:10 PM
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