Ahhhh remember my football bet with Waffles? We are playing for the entire year, and at the moment I am down by 18 points, but I won last week by ONE POINT. It was the most critical week to win because it was the one week we had a side bet. The side bet was the other person had to do something baaaaaaad if he (and I do mean he) lost. Waffles (no link biatch!) has a warped and twisted mind. After I picked the bad thing for him to do, he picked a much more evil task for me.
Luckily I always perform better with incentive on the line so I won and more importantly Waffles lost. I IMed him to see if he made good on his bet. Honor system! And he did. LOL
You may know that Waffles has a son who plays football and is quite the fan. Waffles had to have a little conversation with his son if he lost, which I'm sure lowered Waffles' status in his son's eyes.
Wanna see what Waffles said to his son? Please enjoy!
Waffles: I paid at halftime last night lol
Waffles: it's 18 points actually
Waffles: I was up 19
veryjosie: ok fine
Waffles: halftime I knew I was doomed
veryjosie: tell me exactly what you said
Waffles: so I turn to the kid
Waffles: and I am like
Waffles: guess what
Waffles: I lost a football picking game to a girl can you believe that?
Waffles: and he is like "How the fuck you lose to a girl? You suck!"
veryjosie: lol sorry!
Waffles: i tried to explain how I won the last two weeks
Waffles: but he was having none of it
The boy had to grow up sometime, right? Daddy Waffles lost to a girl. :)
Speaking of pay back.....remember when the Red Sox choked and ended their season much earlier than it should've been? Hoyazo sent me a few emails that got my goat.....granted that's fairly easy to do. They were like.....
....hey josie. i saw the sox were up with pappelbon coming in so i know they won, but i fell asleep during extra innings in the rays game. did they lose finally? is there a play-in game tonight?
Mean! obviously when he wrote that he knew they'd lost. This morning I took the opportunity to rub a little salt in his wound. Wanna see the exchange? Ahhh there's nothing like blogger banter, as PokahDave would say. I must say he won this verbal sparring though. :(
Josie: Soooooooooo The Phillies are playing golf with the Yankees. Mwahahahahaha
Hoyasshole: nothing like a little schadenfreude in the morning, huh? (look it up you doofus)
Josie: lol. fuckya, i did have to look it up.
Hoyasshole: not a surprise.
omfg! Of course I'd never print anything anyone ever wrote to me without asking permission first. Waffles was like yeah sure, post whatever you want.
Hoy however, said....wait...how does the person who emailed me out of nowhere this morning just to point out that the phillies are playing golf today ask if she can post "my meanness" from this morning?
Um, he called me a doofus! I've been a lot of names, but I don't ever remember being called THAT.
Doofus? Grrrrrrrr Must get over this!!!! Must not kill little lawyer boy!!!! Although I am sure I could dispose of the body easily enough.
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