The Spanker Got Spanked!
I got my ass handed to me on Full Tilt and I didn't even swear. Well I DID, but that was me yelling at the lap top. No offensive language was typed by these talented fingers.
Let's start with the goddamn Battle Fucking Royale With Cheese.
Although my table appeared to be a full one, at first only SuitedKings (you suck TOO) and I were actually there. I picked up tons of those little blinds, spanked Mr. Suited Kings a little and was doing great.
Then fucking Morning Thunder shows up. Hold up a minute.
That's your name dude? Morning Thunder? You sound like a goddamn cup of coffee. (Mama DOES like coffee)
Anyway, I dunno Morning Thunder from Adam, except wait a minute....maybe I do. I kinda remember him beating up on The One Who Got Away during a Mook, so maybe he's a half decent player. Duly Noted. But he can't outplay Mama is what I think. And perhaps I'm right about that.
Unless you count a runner, runner win as outplaying, and I DO NOT.
At this point there are 4 actual players that showed up at my table, but it's a full one, so there are tons of blinds for stealing and we're playing 4 handed.
I look down at 9-something. Morning Thunder and I are the only two in this hand.
Flop is 9-9-4.
Bet, raise, and I shove ALL IN Baby!!
Morning Glory calls me with TWO OVERS. K-J or K-Q. I forget which, but one of those hands. Free Rolling Baby! My actual thought was "I don't care if he hits his over pair. I'm all set!"
Except the turn was a 10.
And the river was a Q (or jack) and he made an inside runner runner straight.
Sick.
Then Morning Glory says "I hope you're going to be nice to me on your blog!." What???????
I don't know this guy from fuck, do I? Does he know me?
"Do you read my blog?" I ask while I struggle not to throw the laptop on the floor. Argh!!!! OF COURSE, he does! He says "Yeah I read you. I read Waffles so of course I read your blog too."
So he's one of those readers that read but never comment. There are ALOT of you guys out there. Mama's feeling ass raped today, so you guys ought to comment. It'd make me feel better.
Oh and Morning Bitch, how is it that I am NOT on your blog roll? Yes I found you, and I'm not there. Fix that shit PRONTO dude. Add Mama. You don't need to go thru Waffles' "I Hate My Wife" blog to find me. :)
Onto bigger things though.
Do I play the 750K event? I have plenty of cash in my account and an itch to play. NO I shouldn't have, but yes I did.
And then I pissed it away. Now I know that the players I'm up against here are good, so I was proceeding with caution. I took a couple of bad beats and was at about 3K.
I raise it up big with A-J and get one caller. Flop is J-8-3.
I bet, he raises, and I call.
Turn is Ace. Bing! Top Two Pair!
I have less than 2K in chips so I shove All In!!!
He calls and turns over 8-3 bottom two pair. Whew, what a relief. I was so worried I was up against trips.
River is an 8 and I'm out. :( Just like that. Easily my worst day for poker in recent memory.
Never should have played that 750K. Hell never should have gotten out of bed.
Still have plenty in the Full Tilt account, but that's not the goddam point. The day was so devastating I decide it may be time to take a break from online playing.
Yet.......
Yet, Morning Thunder might be playing The Mookie on Wednesday. I've got a lesson to teach. One that has NOTHING to do with money. Just wondering if he can runner runner a win TWICE. We shall see. If he plays, I will too.
Play smart Bitches.
Josie
Still have plenty in the Full Tilt account, but that's not the goddam point. The day was so devastating I decide it may be time to take a break from online playing.
Yet.......
Yet, Morning Thunder might be playing The Mookie on Wednesday. I've got a lesson to teach. One that has NOTHING to do with money. Just wondering if he can runner runner a win TWICE. We shall see. If he plays, I will too.
Play smart Bitches.
Josie
Comments
really have to work on the swearing thing, but blame morning glory. You are soooooo mine.
I won a supersat to $750k and when I unregistered I got a $55 ticket.
I think you have to play a tourney of that level sometime when you take the steps route so playing $750k is as good as any other choice.
Rough exits though
You've probably played more of them than I did, but I did win a ticket to the 750K tourney and I DID unregister for it. When I unregistered I def got T$ - 216 of them....which I ended up putting right back in. Ugh.
SuitedKings
Where did you place?
You don't REALLY suck btw. From me, that's a compliment.
lolllll Very Josie's Very Hazy lolllll I wish
btw -- I object to your blatant cruelty. Writing about being spanked probably had poor Waffles already do his own spanking this morning. Poor little monkey ...
I think you are the cruel one!!! Although that may be applicable to me sometimes too. ;)
Mainly because I kept getting $55 tickets in the supersats and getting tickets when I did steps.
Being able to convert $216 tickets to $T seems like an automatic decision especially for people whose style is more conducive to getting into money rather than top 3.
look! a pen!
First hand AKs folded to me in the SB, I raise he shoves, I call, he shows AA... gg me.
Such a stoopid call so early...
The buy-in was too rich for my blood to start with, I should never have played it.
Anyway, you gave it a good go mate, better luck next time eh?
Aw Damian, you made my night by commenting. Thanks!
Bummer about your 750K experience tho. :( No more using big chunks of the bankroll for me.
*grin* he called me mate, eh? lol
Think flatulence.