Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Bounty Hunting, Password is pokerbaby


The Very Josie is chock full of bounties!  Every time you knock a playa out you get a $2 bounty.  If you knock out Very Josie you get $5 on top....but be warned....Mama's on fire!

Of course it's only fair that I'm not the only one to have a price on her head....so I'll be putting a $5 bounty on one other player....trying to think of  fair way to assign the bounty and here are the options I've come up with....

1. $5 bounty on whoever won The Very Josie last time (that'd be Memphis Mojo)
2. $5 bounty on youngest player JUST to teach him a lesson that can't be found in school (that'd be College Boy who's a whopping 20 yrs old)
3. All names go in a hat and Sugar Bear picks the name during the first 5 minutes of the game. (Never too young to get'm involved in online gambling)

I'm leaning towards option #3 but I'm open to any interesting suggestions....oh and don't forget to....

Play The Very Josie!!!!  It's tonight at 9:00pm.  Password is pokerbaby.....check out yesterday's post for more details.

Here's who I expect to play:

Very Josie (I expect a win too)
Gary (100% cuz I said so)
Cricket (fyi watch out, she was in a baaaaaaaaad mood yesterday at the beach)
DB Cooper (If he DOESN'T play I'll kick his ass)
College Boy (this is gonna be FUN)
*BamBam (80% chance he'll play...thanks for the pimping!)
*Riggstaad (he SAYS he's a maybe but I'll put him at 98%)
Waffles (hmmmm I'll go 50%)
Lightning (my man's coming to play)
Mojo (if he naps he's in)
GoBurn1 (100% although that's a guess)
Frankie Baby (2% sure he'll play and that's being conservative...I may have scared him off.  Do I scare you too?)
*Loretta8 (97% certain he'll play - gut instinct)
MiamiDon (doubtful....15%)
Schaubs (softball so fuggetabout it)
2 random guys that I was playing with last night said they'd be there (30%)
Jordan (I think he had fun last time, but that was a month ago - guys have short term memories...40%)
Wolfie (99% certainty)
Lucky Duck (Unless he wants to be a DEAD duck, he BETTER play...yes sometimes I resort to threats)
KeepFlopping (95% - cuz he's played before and knows how frigging fun it is)


*One Sex on the Beach cocktail will be downed by the hostess for each of these dudes that show up.  If they all do, that's 3.  3 cocktails = Very Drunkie (it doesn't take much with me) This might give you a chance to win!!!

But forget about those donks, I really want YOU to play.  Especially if you've never played with me before. 

PLAY THE VERY JOSIE! TONIGHT!

 Mojo - rest up Sweetie - you're going to need ALL of your energy tonight. (lol I bet you hear that from all the gals)  I remember the last VJ.  And I owe you a little payback.

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Thoughts for the Day
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult." -Charlotte Whitton.

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" -Sigmund Freud

"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?" -Edith Evans
 
"Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue." ~Hermione Gingold

"I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason." ~Stanley Baldwin

"A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water." - Nancy Reagan

“Men play the game; women know the score” - Roger Woddis

“Next to the wound , what women make best is the bandage” - Barbey d'Aureuilly

Play smart.

Josie

15 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

"A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water." - Nancy Reagan

Nobody would Tea Bag Nancy Reagan. Nobody!

I am planning on playing tonight. However FT software crashed out on me and is not working at this moment. So hopefully it will be fixed tonight.

Josie said...

LMAO

Yay!!! You're a computer guy, you can fix it!

Memphis MOJO said...

Count me in -- be there or be square.

Josie said...

Yay Mojo! (but I owe you some payback)

dbcooper said...

Although the thought of Josie kicking my ass might be fun.. real fun.....um Um ... I will be there.

Josie said...

Coop - this is gonna be even MORE fun...although you never seem to be at my table.

The Poker Meister said...

Count me at 0% - my wife, in-laws and I are going to see a play in DC tonight :-(.

Josie said...

Jew Boy II - Boooo! Although your plans sound amazing - almost as good as mine. Enjoy!

Schaubs said...

If there was a star beside my name I might have shown up.

Looks like a rainout tonight...

Still, getting home by 6pm is a stretch.

Josie said...

Schaubs, you're a star!!! Go home early and win my bounty.

I think it's going to be an alcohol free night - I don't think the "stars" will be playing...just as well. I've noticed a big improvement in my cashing at seabrook since I've change my beverage of choice there to coffee.

Josie said...

NEWS FLASH - Today is Gary's mother's birthday! I was just chatting with her and she invited me over for meatloaf dinner - and yeah she said the other meatloaf (gary) would get an invite too. Party!

Josie said...

DOUBLE NEWS FLASH - while chatting with Jew Mom on Facebook, someone im'd me with an idea on how to assign the other bounty.

AWESOME IDEA - came from a guy who NEVER COMMENTS....Grrrrr....but at least he reads...anyway I now have a plan. Watch out.

BamBam said...

"I like my whisky old and my women young."
~Errol Flynn

Rain out is probable here too so, I guess I'm in like Flynn.

Just registered, so we'll see.

Wolfshead said...

You have a plan? We're all in trouble. Hell, you being you we're all in trouble anyway and that don't mean at the table (or under it for that matter)

As for me being 99% you're pretty damned confibent that my computer will have recovered and my unemployment check will have come in aren't ya?

Josie said...

BamBam....very clever! I guess I'll be having ONE drink tonight anyway.

Wolfie - LOL Let's change that 99% to 100%....I think you're kidding about needing the unemployment check for the buy in, but if you're not I can help!!! See that - I'll give you money just so I can take it away!