The Very Josie is chock full of bounties! Every time you knock a playa out you get a $2 bounty. If you knock out Very Josie you get $5 on top....but be warned....Mama's on fire!
Of course it's only fair that I'm not the only one to have a price on her head....so I'll be putting a $5 bounty on one other player....trying to think of fair way to assign the bounty and here are the options I've come up with....
1. $5 bounty on whoever won The Very Josie last time (that'd be Memphis Mojo)
2. $5 bounty on youngest player JUST to teach him a lesson that can't be found in school (that'd be College Boy who's a whopping 20 yrs old)
3. All names go in a hat and Sugar Bear picks the name during the first 5 minutes of the game. (Never too young to get'm involved in online gambling)
I'm leaning towards option #3 but I'm open to any interesting suggestions....oh and don't forget to....
Play The Very Josie!!!! It's tonight at 9:00pm. Password is pokerbaby.....check out yesterday's post for more details.
Here's who I expect to play:
Very Josie (I expect a win too)
Gary (100% cuz I said so)
Cricket (fyi watch out, she was in a baaaaaaaaad mood yesterday at the beach)
DB Cooper (If he DOESN'T play I'll kick his ass)
College Boy (this is gonna be FUN)
*BamBam (80% chance he'll play...thanks for the pimping!)
*Riggstaad (he SAYS he's a maybe but I'll put him at 98%)
Waffles (hmmmm I'll go 50%)
Lightning (my man's coming to play)
Mojo (if he naps he's in)
GoBurn1 (100% although that's a guess)
Frankie Baby (2% sure he'll play and that's being conservative...I may have scared him off. Do I scare you too?)
*Loretta8 (97% certain he'll play - gut instinct)
Schaubs (softball so fuggetabout it)
2 random guys that I was playing with last night said they'd be there (30%)
Jordan (I think he had fun last time, but that was a month ago - guys have short term memories...40%)
Wolfie (99% certainty)
Lucky Duck (Unless he wants to be a DEAD duck, he BETTER play...yes sometimes I resort to threats)
KeepFlopping (95% - cuz he's played before and knows how frigging fun it is)
*One Sex on the Beach cocktail will be downed by the hostess for each of these dudes that show up. If they all do, that's 3. 3 cocktails = Very Drunkie (it doesn't take much with me) This might give you a chance to win!!!
But forget about those donks, I really want YOU to play. Especially if you've never played with me before.
PLAY THE VERY JOSIE! TONIGHT!
Mojo - rest up Sweetie - you're going to need ALL of your energy tonight. (lol I bet you hear that from all the gals) I remember the last VJ. And I owe you a little payback.
Thoughts for the Day
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult." -Charlotte Whitton.
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" -Sigmund Freud
"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?" -Edith Evans
"Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue." ~Hermione Gingold
"I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason." ~Stanley Baldwin
"A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water." - Nancy Reagan
“Men play the game; women know the score” - Roger Woddis
“Next to the wound , what women make best is the bandage” - Barbey d'Aureuilly