May as well dress like a dude!
I played alot of online poker since this week. Alot. And you know me, I chat a little and like to have fun while I play. Guy after guy kept telling me they knew that I was really a man.
"You aren't fooling me, you have to be a guy".
"I know you aren't a girl. You can't be."
"You're a dude aren't you?"
Different guys, different games, all convinced that I'm a.............man. I want to know why!!!! My Full Tilt name is female and so is my cute avatar with the devil horns.
Remember when I FREAKED OUT on Jordan for making incorrect accusations about me? He said that I was a dude pretending to be a chick to get readers. I must've had a touch of PMS that day. lol. I didn't realize at the time that I'd hear that over and over.
Is it because I swear too much? I didn't swear at all on Sunday but got about 5 of those random "your a man" comments. What am I doing that's so unfeminine? I am NOT mannish in person. Yet these guys talk like I'm exuding testosterone or something. And if I were a dikey kind of gal, perhaps I wouldn't mind so much.
But I'm NOT.
It must be the way I chat, although I don't know what I'm saying that'd make everyone think I'm a man. I'm not making fart jokes or anything. In fact I don't think my chat is mannish at all....unless they think I'm a gay man. lol
Do you guys think it's the chat? Do I seem like I'm packing a python when you're playing against me? I really want to know!
Unless....Do you think it's the way I play? Not so nicey nicey and a bit aggresive, I know. But wouldn't that make me a bitch instead a fellow?
During the very last game I played on Sunday night a guy started chatting with me, and I made an effort to be girlish. Well it was MY idea of what girlish is. Stupid fucking idea (and it damn near killed me). I swear to God he said (and this is a quote) "I like you Josie, but you're a guy, right?" I damn near put my tits up against the computer screen.
Um, that's probably not a girlish response. But still.