A reader emailed me some advice about my blog. I'm always open to input so I've been thinking about what he said. He's not a blogger himself, but a reader who knows what he likes to read. He says he likes the poker posts but he wants to read more about me. Ugh.
He also says I swear too fucking much. lol Maybe my f-bombs are offensive? He may be right about this one.
Hmm, so what can I tell you about myself?
Meh, telling you stuff about myself bores me, or maybe more accurately it's difficult for me. Instead, take The Very Josie Quiz below. The person who gets the most answers right wins a valuable prize. please post your answers in the comments. Jew Boy and Cricket, you don't get to play. The correct answers are in BOLD.
1. What type of company do I work for?
a.) Law Firm b.) Architecture Firm - Yep I do accounting at an architecture firm....easy question
d.) Engineering Company
2.) Who is my favorite current Red Sox player?
a.) Big Papi
c.) Josh Beckett d.) Tim Wakefield - He's HOT. I've met him twice.....make that met and TOUCHED him twice.
3.) How old was I when I lost my virginity? :) a.) 20 years old - I thought that was old at the time
b.) 15 years old
c.) 22 years old
d.) 17 years old
4.) I have a facial scar from an accident 7 months ago. Where is it? (you guys have seen plenty of pictures...were you looking at my face?)
a.) On my lip
b.) On my nose
c.) On my cheek d.) on my forehead - Over my left eyebrow. It's all I see whenever I look in the mirror. :( but it's small.
5.) About 16 years ago I decided to invest in a quick money maker. What do you think I bought? a.) (12) AK-47 guns - Dumb decision, and yes it's illegal to buy 12 ak-47s...and I abhore guns. Long story, might have to be a separe post of it's own. Weird shit.
b.) A bunch of loose diamonds
d.) land in Florida
6.) What's my favorite food?
a.) stuffed mushrooms (HATE)
b.) Italian sausage (HATE) c.) pizza - don't eat it much but would if it didn't go straight to my ass. LOVE pizza. Even shitty pizza doesn't stand a chance if I'm around.
d.) scallops (liked them till I puked them up - now HATE)
7.) List all the ones I love to do...FUNNY ENOUGH I listed things I either love or hate
a.) knitting - tried and tried, but I just can't do it b.) scrapbooking LOVE c.) cooking LOVE
d.) cleaning - I like things clean, I just prefer someone else to do the cleaning
e.) sewing - can't do it and I hate it
f.) talking on the phone - i avoid it like the plaque...sorry I never answer the phone Jew Boy g.) reading - LOVE LOVE LOVE h.) holding babies - LOVE
i.) playing with dogs - ugh - not a fan of drooling animals that jump on me...no offense Waffles
j.) wearing sunscreen - not gonna happen unless I'm in florida in august or at the equator k.) cake decorating - LOVE
8.) Which of these tasks grosses me out the most?
a.) cleaning the toilet b.) washing dishes - totally grosses me out - don't like touching dirty dishes with food particles. YUCK
d.) washing clothes
9.) How many times have I seen Billy Joel in concert?
a.) 1 time
b.) 3 times c.) 5 times - but if you got tickets, call me!
d.) 7 times
10.) What size bra do I wear? (is this too much information?)
c.) 32B d.) 36C - DAMN YOU GUYS ARE GOOD *Note I am adding a photo to help with this answer
11.) Which would you rather read a post about?
a.) The freak accident which resulted in the facial scar noted above
b.) The first time I saw a live penis
c.) The first time I smoked something wacky and for the record I have NEVER smoked a tobacco cigarette.
d.) My experience with child birth (I triple dog dare you to pick this one)
Well reader....I think you're going to learn alot more about me, and did you notice I didn't swear much?
Don't forget that whoever gets the most right wins a prize. No, I'm not telling you what the prize is....not yet anyway.
Bam Bam, you're the man! Pretty smart, for a Canadian! Bam Bam wins with 7 correct answers!!! And what does he win you ask? Entry into The Very Josie in July!