Thursday, June 17, 2010

Who Knew? THE ANSWERS


A reader emailed me some advice about my blog.  I'm always open to input so I've been thinking about what he said.  He's not a blogger himself, but a reader who knows what he likes to read.  He says he likes the poker posts but he wants to read more about me.  Ugh.

He also says I swear too fucking much. lol  Maybe my f-bombs are offensive?  He may be right about this one.

Hmm, so what can I tell you about myself?

Meh, telling you stuff about myself bores me, or maybe more accurately it's difficult for me. Instead, take The Very Josie Quiz below.  The person who gets the most answers right wins a valuable prize.  please post your answers in the comments.  Jew Boy and Cricket, you don't get to play.  The correct answers are in BOLD.

1. What type of company do I work for?
a.)  Law Firm
b.) Architecture Firm - Yep I do accounting at an architecture firm....easy question
c.) CPA's
d.) Engineering Company

2.) Who is my favorite current Red Sox player?
a.) Big Papi
b.) Youk
c.) Josh Beckett
d.) Tim Wakefield - He's HOT.  I've met him twice.....make that met and TOUCHED him twice.

3.) How old was I when I lost my virginity? :)
a.) 20 years old - I thought that was old at the time
b.) 15 years old
c.)  22 years old
d.)  17 years old

4.) I have a facial scar from an accident 7 months ago.  Where is it? (you guys have seen plenty of pictures...were you looking at my face?)
a.) On my lip
b.) On my nose
c.) On my cheek
d.) on my forehead - Over my left eyebrow.  It's all I see whenever I look in the mirror.  :( but it's small.

5.) About 16 years ago I decided to invest in a quick money maker.  What do you think I bought?
a.) (12) AK-47 guns - Dumb decision, and yes it's illegal to buy 12 ak-47s...and I abhore guns. Long story, might have to be a separe post of it's own.  Weird shit.
b.) A bunch of loose diamonds
c.) Gold
d.) land in Florida

6.)  What's my favorite food?
a.) stuffed mushrooms (HATE)
b.) Italian sausage (HATE)
c.) pizza - don't eat it much but would if it didn't go straight to my ass.  LOVE pizza.  Even shitty pizza doesn't stand a chance if I'm around.
d.) scallops (liked them till I puked them up - now HATE)

7.) List all the ones I love to do...FUNNY ENOUGH I listed things I either love or hate
a.) knitting - tried and tried, but I just can't do it
b.) scrapbooking LOVE
c.) cooking LOVE
d.) cleaning - I like things clean, I just prefer someone else to do the cleaning
e.) sewing - can't do it and I hate it
f.) talking on the phone - i avoid it like the plaque...sorry I never answer the phone Jew Boy
g.) reading - LOVE LOVE LOVE
h.) holding babies - LOVE
i.) playing with dogs - ugh - not a fan of drooling animals that jump on me...no offense Waffles
j.) wearing sunscreen - not gonna happen unless I'm in florida in august or at the equator
k.) cake decorating - LOVE

8.) Which of these tasks grosses me out the most?
a.) cleaning the toilet
b.) washing dishes - totally grosses me out - don't like touching dirty dishes with food particles. YUCK
c.) vacuuming
d.) washing clothes

9.) How many times have I seen Billy Joel in concert?
a.) 1 time
b.) 3 times
c.) 5 times - but if you got tickets, call me!
d.) 7 times

10.) What size bra do I wear?  (is this too much information?)
a.)  34DD
b.)  40E
c.)  32B
d.)  36C - DAMN YOU GUYS ARE GOOD
*Note I am adding a photo to help with this answer


11.) Which would you rather read a post about?
a.) The freak accident which resulted in the facial scar noted above
b.) The first time I saw a live penis
c.) The first time I smoked something wacky and for the record I have NEVER smoked a tobacco cigarette.
d.) My experience with child birth (I triple dog dare you to pick this one)

Well reader....I think you're going to learn alot more about me, and did you notice I didn't swear much?

Don't forget that whoever gets the most right wins a prize.  No, I'm not telling you what the prize is....not yet anyway.

Bam Bam, you're the man!  Pretty smart, for a Canadian!  Bam Bam wins with 7 correct answers!!!  And what does he win  you ask?  Entry into The Very Josie in July! 

Thanks for playing!

Josie

24 comments:

Big-O said...

1--B
2--C
3--C
4--C
5--C
6--C
7--BCJK
8--A
9--C
10--D
11--C...I guess, but I'm figuring that B would be real boring or real interesting depending on the circumstances. It's just that if it's real boring, I'd hate to give up a good C for some boring B.

--Signed...57 year old poker playing male that doesn't crop paper.

Josie said...

Big O - That's quite a name you've got there. LOL

Josie said...

Hey Big O...you got 5 of 11 right! Not too shabby!

SirFWALGMan said...

P.S. I am bad at written tests but I do well with Oral. :P.

SirFWALGMan said...

This quiz is too hard. LOL.

1. B
2. I am gonna go with C. I think you mentioned him once or had a pic with his shirt on it. I should look up that old Red Sox post. LOL.
3. D
4. C
5. If it was C then you would have done really well. LOL. I am going to say B since they are a girls best friend?
6. C
7. cooking, talking on the phone, cake decorating, knitting.
8. B
9. C
10. C
11. E - Most of the above. ;). Probably A because it is the most recent I would assume.

Josie said...

Hmmm Waffles - 5 for 11. Surely someone can do better than that!

evpjm said...

1.c
2.d
3.a
4.a
5.d
6.d
7.all
8.a
9.b
10.c
11.a

Josie said...

EVP!!! That was bad. You DO need to know more about me. :) You got 4 of 11 right...btw I'm giving everyone #11 right.

fmarra17 said...

1) b
2) b
3) d
4) d
5) d
6) a
7) A,B,C,E,F,H,I,K
8) a
9) d
10)d
11)b

Josie said...

Frankie baby!!! I'm disappointed in you - but some of these are deceptive. You got 4-11 correct.

So far Big O and Waffles are tied for the lead....surely SOMEONE can get 6 right, no?

Josie said...

Frankie, you did get my bra size correct tho - bonus points for that!

Hurricane Mikey-- said...

1) B
2) B
3) B
4) C
5) A
6) C
7) ABCFG
8) A
9) D
10)D
11)B, although, the *last* time you saw one would be a good story, too...

Josie said...

Mikey - you don't know me very well - yet I know every gosh darn thing about you! 4 of 11 correct.

Maybe that reader was right - I should share more about me.

Answers to come when I get home from work.

BamBam said...

C
D
D
D
D
C
b,c,e,f,i
A
C
D (obv!)
B

:)

Josie said...

Bam Bam! R U Kidding me?

A frigging Canadian knows me better than all you US guys!!!

7 correct answers - I think we may have a winner, albeit a canadian winner but what the heck.

Can someone beat BamBam? You have until I get home from work.

Josie said...

BamBam - Obviously 36C?

I didn't know you guys knew about bra sizes - that seems to be the only question that most everyone got right.

SirFWALGMan said...

This test is kind of unfair because the later people can probably deduce some of the answers from the earlier peoples quizzes.

Bayne_S said...

1 Architecture
2. Wakefield
3. d
4. Forehead
5. Land in Florida
6. Italian sausage
7. dfjk
8. a
9. D
10.D
11. A (my scar is bigger)

Josie said...

Waffles - Bayne only got 5 of 11 and he was the last one to play!

Bayne - you are on par with the great waffles!!! but not as good as the bammer. I want to hear your scar story - is it ON YOUR FACE? Being on my face makes it worse than yours!

Bayne_S said...

Scar on my face is tiny, it is over left highbrow near middle.

I college Jim was annoying the crap out of Bill who wanted to study. Bill got frustrated and threw a ball point pen at Jim who ducked as I walked around the corner. Pen hit me point 1st and stuck. Tip was probably a quarter inch and completely hidden.

Scar on left arm is 5 inches long and as wide as my pinky at widest point.

BamBam said...

FWIW ~ I wrote my answers down WAY before I saw anyone elses comments.

And YES!

OBV the correct bra size!
Easiest question on the test.

:p

Josie said...

Bayne,

Sounds to me like you had surgery on tbat left arm, right?

SirFWALGMan said...

I think I could win the most scars contest. I was a very accident prone kid.

Josie said...

Waffles, I'll give you a few more scars if you don't listen to me. PLEASE