How Do You Get A Woman To Stop Talking?





Take away her chat privledges!  Fuck you Full Tilt Poker.

Plus I'm a repeat offender.  With my luck I may be going to jail. :(

This means it's time to clean up my potty mouth fingers.  No swearing for me today in the Battle Royale thingy.  I cannot repeat again.  Who knows what they'll do next time.  I'm going to have to practice typing the words "fudge" and "duckhead".

If you're at my table, please don't tempt me.

Play smart.

Josie

Comments

SirFWALGMan said…
Im surprised I have not been perma-banned.
June 6, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Wolfshead said…
Oh, this could be fun.
June 6, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Josie said…
Waffles, I'm surprised too!

Wolfie, be nice. I can always swear at you here.
June 6, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Wolfshead said…
Nice? What's is this nice of which you speak?
June 6, 2010 at 11:06 AM
lightning36 said…
Perhaps you should follow my example of proper decorum at the virtual tables ...
June 6, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Josie said…
Wolfie nice = giving josie your chips AND remarking on her beauty. That's all.

Lightning, I tried but I just cannot act like an old man who calls himself Lightning.
June 6, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Lucki Duck said…
I'm going to have to practice typing the words "fudge" and "duckhead".

"Fudge" is okay, "duckhead" is unacceptable!
June 6, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Josie said…
Sorry Ducky! lol
June 6, 2010 at 2:49 PM
The Neophyte said…
No swearing at the Battle Royale? Someone gonna tie your hands behind your back? If did that to my sister she'd be mute.
June 6, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Memphis MOJO said…
Chat privileges taken away?? I'm shocked.
June 6, 2010 at 3:26 PM
lightning36 said…
What was that that makes you shut up again? he he
June 6, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Josie said…
@Mojo, I know!!! Can you believe they don't know how sweet I am.

I'm out Neo Baby, and I didn't swear at that Fuckhead Morning Thunder even once. Grrrr That isn't my MO anyway. I'll swear during chat, but not cuz of a bad beat.
June 6, 2010 at 3:47 PM
The Neophyte said…
Sorry Josie, do you want me to find someone to break this guy's knees or something? Wait a sec, you're the Sicilian, you probably already have that covered.
June 6, 2010 at 5:57 PM
Josie said…
Neo Baby, All I gotta do is call my Uncle Rocky. ;)
June 6, 2010 at 7:18 PM
Wolfshead said…
Don't feel bad Josie. I got knocked out by a guy calling off his chips when the only hand he could beat at the time was a bluff. Just another sign of a guy not willing to part with a frikkin ace
June 6, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Josie said…
Ahh Wolfie, sorry to hear it. FUCK.
June 6, 2010 at 7:34 PM
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