And So It Begins

Still on my diet and I am HUNGRY!

I suppose all the people that tell me I'm a total bitch when I'm on a diet are right.  Below is a tiny excerpt from an email I received from Jew Boy today.

Well, for one, I wonder what species of bug is up your ass, undoubtedly dying of malnutrition because of this blinkered diet you're on.

Oh and that email was accompanied by an illustration....a bunch of  asses and one with a bug up it.  lol

In my defense it's a hellish week at work.  I'm sure that's it, not the diet.  :)

Josie

Comments

crafty said…
Part of my frustration is that, yes, when Josie goes on a diet, she tends, at times, to be a little - how do I say this tactfully? "Incredibly fucking bitchy." More than once has been the time when we've wound ourselves into an argument until I realize - "oh yeah, she's dieting," and I back right down - no fool, I.

But the other part of my frustration is that I like women curvaceous - I like them to have a figure. My standard comment is that women should be "soft and squishy in all the right places." When I hear women disparage their bodies and insist that they need to lose a not insubstantial amount of weight to feel happy or satisfied, it makes me crazy.

But what the hell, I'm just a DUDE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS!!
June 22, 2010 at 4:01 PM
Josie said…
Well.........if you think i'm gonna be stick thin any time soon you are sadly mistaken. Talk to me when my butt doesn't have it's own zip code.
June 22, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Wolfshead said…
"I suppose all the people that tell me I'm a total bitch when I'm on a diet are right."

You mean these people don't know you when you aren't on a diet?
June 22, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Josie said…
Wolfie, you've been getting sweet josie all this time, so watch out!
June 22, 2010 at 5:20 PM
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