Onion Girl

If you're playing the invitational tonight, "...just stay away 'cause I might make you cry, like an onion girl..."



I'm a bit unstable, she said
With a Cheshire grin
So many cracks in my sidewalk, boy
Don't you fall in.

Feels like the things that I've wanted
The most in this life
I can't have
So you see I've been damning the world
Before it damns me

She said I'm naked and shameless
And I'm peeling back the layers
Like an onion girl

Don't try to save me
Just stay away
'Cause I might make you cry
Like an onion girl
Like an onion girl

Second grade playground
I still haven't the nerve
Fear is under my skin
Like St. Anthony's fire
And I can't stand the burn

Yeah

So let's break a little bread, have a little laugh
I haven't laughed for a while
'Cause it's a long road back, yes
From the womb tonight

I'm naked, shameless
And peeling back the layers
Like an onion girl

Don't try to save me
Just stay away
'Cause I might make you cry, yes
Like an onion girl

Like an onion girl

Comments

The Neophyte said…
Does being an onion mean you're sharp and kinda spicy and go well on a burger or steak sandwich?
May 16, 2010 at 1:48 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
I used to eat onions when I was younger. Like an apple! So beware Onion Girl or I may take a bite out of your stack.
May 16, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Josie said…
@Neo - It means I'm hot, but you should already know that!

@Waffles - I invite you to try!
May 16, 2010 at 6:44 PM
The Neophyte said…
Well I hope you made some people cry tonight Josie. I literally almost made this guy cry in the local card room tonight. He was not happy with me when I took most of his stack away. It's what he deserved for pushing Ace rag though. I had a very successful night in the tourney and walked out with $380. Been a little while since I made a nice score so I am going to bed pleased. BTW of course I know you're hot Josie, everyone says so, even Steely Dan.
May 17, 2010 at 12:11 AM
Josie said…
Nice cash Neo!!!

No, I didn't make anyone cry....but Lightning sure did! I just woke up and feel very pissed off....warning!
May 17, 2010 at 5:55 AM
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