Usually when I play Lynne's cash game, it's about 10 players, 6-7 black men and a few women. Now I'm no super model but all of these guys are almost as interested in me as in the money....some even more so (see Nip story). Other than Mr. Nip they're all respectful but very complimentary. One guy, Rufus, always asks me who I like best. He says that the name Rufus is the name that comes to my mind - he can tell. LOL of course I agree. Troy calls me Pretty Woman. Says he's sick of girls and needs a Pretty Woman. He's gotta be in his twenties.
Last night was nothing like that, although I arrived in a sheer low cut white t-shirt with a red victoria's secret pushup bra showing through. When I arrived there was still some hard feelings about the tournament that was just played.
Junior, who's about six foot five, felt this other guy did him wrong and "played him" and got him out of the tourney. Man was he pissed. So much so, that he wouldn't play the cash game with this guy, and me by default. And Junior loves me. One night I took about $60 from him personally while he was flirting trying to find out my age. I'm sure this kid's about 25 years old. I just kept saying I was very old and think of me as his aunt, lol. From then on it was "Auntie, you can't be that much older than me, can you?"
So I try the "Junior dontcha wanna play with Auntie?" Nope! He's too pissed so he's leaving and taking Troy with him. Troy's playing and I end up playing a few hands with my boy Troy, but I'll get to the actual poker in a bit.
Troy says he'll go to the club with Junior and he'd rather find a girl than play poker anyway. I've won a ton of money off these guys and I'm still trying to keep them in the game so I say "Troy, it'll be midnight when you get there. All the good girls will be taken." He says "I ain't looking for no good girl!" True enough.
Junior's pissed because he and this guy Brian were the chip leaders and within 5 minutes he was out of the tournament. Junior got pocket aces, made a big raise and Brian called. Flop is K-K-Q. Junior bets big and Brian re-raises all in. Junior puts Brian on trip Kings, shows his AA and folds. Brian shows his AQ and Junior flips out. Junior says that if Brian is ever in a pot with him again Junior's automatically going all in. Very next hand Brian gets QQ and smooth calls. It gets to Junior who goes all in. Brian instacalls and shows his QQ. Junior had K5, didn't catch anything and really flips out this time. Said Brian played him, and I think he almost took a swing at him. He's usually so sweet and nice! Even when he loses.
So even though I get to play a few hands with my boys, they soon all leave! And I'm looking around at the table of all white mushy Irish faces. Brian and his buddies - guys I haven't played with before, and nobody gave these guys the memo that I'm supposed to be worshipped! WTF! If anything, they keep joking about blowing each other. Great! Good thing half my boobs are hanging out of my see through t-shirt. Sheesh.
World Series Baby! - That is all.
13 hours ago