At long last, I've found my soulmate, or rather my soulmate has found me. It's true! (at least I thought so yesterday) And unlike some other people, my soulmate is not a cat. Heck,to my surprise, it's not even a man! Lemme splain.
I noticed that I had a new follower yesterday, which makes for 31. (I rock) Anyway, I clicked on the new follower....a woman.....and the more I read about her....well it was like looking in a freaking mirror! The first thing she says about herself...."F-Bomb dropping poker player." And then she ends with "I shit glamour".
Wow. That could soooo be a description of me! And what a gem of a line! Honestly, I thought I was in love. With a girl. And then I see she has like 3 blogs and one of them's a poker blog. Bestill my beating heart. And the name of the poker blog?
Glitter and Spit. The Kim Shannon Poker Experience.
Again, wow. At least until I clicked on it. Unfortunately there weren't any posts. Yet. Boo!!!!!! So I had to click on her other blog, which is called Glaring Madness. I started reading but she scares me! So I had to close it.
She does scare me...a little. And she cracks me up too. She has a post for men called "She's just not that into you if....."
1. Another guy's dick is in her mouth. Heh.
2. If you paid money for her. Hookers don't fall in love.
The other reasons are more risque (omfg it's true) so I will stop here. Besides, I'm scared.
If she starts that poker blog of hers, I'll be out of business.
Play smart and don't scare me!