Thursday, April 14, 2011

Funniest line ever

If you've played poker with me, you know that when my ire is up, I'll throw and insult or two in the chat box.  If you win a hand (and that's a big "if") you might be favored with a "biatch" "mo fo" "omfg" or something similar.

Last night when I was playing the first heads up game with Jordan the chip lead kept going back and forth.  Ugh.  As soon as I got the lead, he'd take it away.  He'd done this more than once, so it was time to get my trash talking powers in effect.  I called him what I reserve for the most special of male players.

"Whore!"  I said..  Let the verbal abuse begin!

His answer.......

"Yes?"

ROFL LMAO  He answered to "whore" like it was his name.  Funny bastard.

Play smart.

Josie
Currently reading Blue Shoe by Anne Lamott

6 comments:

HighOnPoker said...

VJ, I've decided that I want a rematch sooner rather than later. Hopefully you can accommodate. I'll find you on IM.

Josie said...

Your wish is my command. Heh. We'll chat on IM.

SirFWALGMan said...

Josie is scared of playing me. She has determined no rematch ever.

Josie said...

Yes, I'm totaly scared of Waffles. *yawn* I'll give you a rematch Baby! Are we talking poker? Heh.

Bayne_S said...

When my wife (long before engagement) called her Mom to tell her she was moving in with me she wanted me there for support.

Her thrice married Mom who was living with a guy called her a whore.

My response that she heard was "No money changed hands, worst case she is a slut"

That shocked her so bad she hung up phone.

Josie said...

LOLLLLLLLLL I like "slut". I will use it.