I know what I need to get out of this Online Poker Drought

A little live action in a Poker Room.  Watch out New Hampshire!

On a side note - I am beginning to suspect that Lightning is in fact a woman, albeit an ugly woman, but a female nevertheless.  He certainly acts like a chick.  An immature biatch to be exact.  Wanna know what he did to ME? Censored my comments on his blog.  And they weren't even mean!

I didn't realize he has feelings like a GIRL but I should've cuz he acts like one.  Hmmm maybe I should send him flowers.

Play smart.

Josie

Comments

lightning36 said…
The Josie-free Zone will remain in effect until you deserve to be readmitted. This post was not a good start. Begging and subservient behaviors are a step in the right direction.

That is all.
August 19, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Josie said…
Subservient????????????????
August 19, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Josie said…
I DID offer to send you flowers! That's kinda nice, right?
August 19, 2010 at 2:34 PM
J said…
Yoyo! Coming back soon aqnd ready to play!

Contriboy
August 19, 2010 at 7:37 PM
Josie said…
Here Fishie Fishie! Just kidding J - Hope to play with you at the next very josie!
August 19, 2010 at 7:59 PM
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