Pure Misery

You might've already heard this, but last night I resumed The Very Josie on Black Chip Poker, and I was not pleased.  Not pleased with BLACK CHIP POKER, that is.  Why, you ask?  More than a couple of reasons,

1.  3 different guys tried to sign up but were unable to because of techinical issues.
2.  I was promised a personalized BCP badge for my blog and was told at the last minute they were behind and maybe I should make it myself.
3.  The best part of the tourney should have been chatting with my biatches but I was unable to - BCP doesn't allow for that if you're knocked out.  (Thank you Bayne)
4. Even when I was still in the game, I STILL couldn't chat with the other table....only my own.  WTF is up with THAT?
5. I was unable to transfer funds to anyone.  Apparently I have to send them my ID or something before I can make transfers.

There were other things about the website I didn't like but those were the top 5 and they're big enough to make me question doing this again. Especially the no chatting thing.  OMFG

Those biatches were talking about me and I could do NOTHING about it, not even respond with a carefully spelled F-bomb.  Boooo!!!!

You may have noticed that I've been Grump's bitch for the last 12 hrs or so.  He and I had a last longer bet for the game, and that was what he requested.  I am to please! (not really but a deal's a deal)  He wasn't even the one who took me out, Bayne did.  Fricking Grump - maybe if I could get that 10-7 hand out of my head I could play better against him. (long story) Regardless, I got knocked out when someone UGLY called my raise in the big blind with 6-3 sooted crub.  (Grange this is ALL your fucking fault)  Flop was 3 crubs and yes, one of my aces was a club.  I bet, he jammed and I called. There were no more clubs to be had so  GG Very Josie.  Blah...

Items of note:

A.) Tony was chip leader for most of the game - very impressive Tony!  He went onto cash in 3rd place.
B.) Rob  - also impressive - he can actually play poker.  Who knew? He took 2nd!
C.) Grump went onto be the bubble boy.  Hee Hee...No cashy, Bitch!  :)
D.) Lightbulb won.  Guess Lightning can strike in 2 places at once.  He won the very first Very Josie back in 2010.

OMG The things they were saying about me.  The lies!!!!  LOLLLLLLLLLLLL If only I could've responded.  I'll see if BCP can do anything about that.  It was a fun night, but could've been a lot more fun if I wasn't gagged.

Grumpy, just you wait till I come to Vegas - it's only a couple of months away.  Someone needs a slap! Or 2, or 3.....

It's Valentine's Day so enough about misery, let's talk about love.....a love song for Valentines Day!

I don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up


Don't believe in excess
Success is to give
Don't believe in riches
But you should see where I live


I....


I...


believe in love


Don't believe in forced entry
Don't believe in rape
But every time HE passes by
Wild thoughts escape


I don't believe in death row
Skid row or the gangs
Don't believe in the Uzi
It just went off in my hand


I...


I...


believe in love


Don't believe in cocaine
Got a speed-ball in my head
I could cut and crack you open
Do you hear what I said


Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
The sick stay poor


I...


I...


believe in love


Don't believe in Peyton Manning
His type like a curse
Instant karma's going to get him


If I don't get him first!!!


Don't believe in rock 'n' roll
Can really change the world
As it spins in revolution
It spirals and turns


I...


I...


believe in love


Don't believe in the 60's
The golden age of pop
You glorify the past
When the future dries up
Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight


I...


I...


believe in love

Happy Valentine's Day my dears.  xoxoxo

PS - Thank you to the guy who sent me a valentine in January.  You know who you are.  It was the best valentine ever.  xoxo

Comments

Bayne_S said…
I would think that BCP could enable observer chat for a private tourney at the hostess request.

1) you spewed enough chips prior to Spanish Inquisition hand playing crap and catch poker that I had plenty of chips to gamble.

2) Small raise just begged for a call and crack 83 chips given 208 chips in pot. But it was terrible beat for me that I only got 2 minutes of venting thanks to BCP

3) After I CR jam the even lamer 50 chip flop bet the only math reason to fold is if you know I have flush as even if I have set you are 44%
February 14, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Josie said…
Bayne, true!!!! I had some mighty strong starting hands that I had to dump because of you-know-who.
February 14, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Rob said…
LOL on your comment about me actually being able to play poker! Who knew indeed? I didn't.

If BCP can't accomodate the chat correctly, could we just set up a private chat room somewhere else that we could all log onto when we're in the tournament? I was originally thinking of Twitter but that's not private and we would have way too may non-relavant tweets to deal with. But surely something offsite could be worked out, no?

It's driving me crazy this reference to "The Spanish Inquisition." Are you referring to Bayne--is that his handle--or the hand? If it's the hand, why is it called that? I'm a huge Monty Python fan so I know the bit, I'm just wondering how it fits in this context.
February 14, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Josie said…
Hi Rob,

The Spanish Inquisition is the hand, 6-3....made famous by Grange. Why is it called that? Because no one suspects the Spanish Inquisition. No one indeed.
February 14, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Anonymous said…
by valentine in a jan do u mean the naked pics of me and TBC?

please confirm

fboy
February 14, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Josie said…
LOL FBoy - no I wasn't talking about those.

This was a poem....an oldie but a goodie.
February 14, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Wolfshead said…
When talking to BCP about opening up chat on your tournament be sure to push the fact that it's a blogger game and talking trash amongst ourselves, even if not in the game, is part of the routine and if that isn't happening then there is no sense holding the game in the first place. It's not like it's a public game where you don't want strangers harrassing each other. Talking shyt at each other is the raison d'etre for the game. Stress that a more enjoyable game brings better write ups among the bloggers and more and better publicity for BCP, not to mention the possibility of other bloggers possibly trying to schedule their own tourneys. Might want to also bring in the fact that FT and Stars thought the community worthy enough to take care of it, ie the BBT and the goodies at WBPT so a little thing like open chat ain't much to give.

If all else fails you can go to AOL's site and open a private chat room.

Was sick last night, laid up for awhile with throat infection. Hopefully make next month's if there is a next month.
February 14, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Cranky said…
VJ - I signed up for BCP yesterday to join the shenanigans. However, all attempts to deposit money turned into utter failure. Oh, well, after observing the PL Omaha tables, I now have a strong yearning to play and may be heading down to Foxwoods soon.
February 14, 2012 at 6:15 PM
Josie said…
Wolfie hope your feeling better soon. Ill work on bcp and see what they say

Cranky thanks for trying. A lot of peeps had issues. Let me know when u go to foxwoods....fun to meet up.
February 14, 2012 at 7:12 PM
Cranky said…
VJ - that would be fun. I'm flexible, since I don't have a job until March. When do you think you'll go next?
February 14, 2012 at 7:24 PM
Rob said…
Thanks for the answer on the Spanish Inquisition. I've already tweeted to Grange that I'm gonna add it to my repertoire. Thus next time I'll score first place.

Hmm, I just noticed that in your items of note, you linked both Grump and Lightning, but not Tony or me. Are you playing favorites? I wouldn't think so since you have a lifetime grudge against Grump.
February 14, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Anonymous said…
the chat block is on all of the merge network not just BCP. i've never investigated because I'm usually running too many tables to effectively talk trash. I don't like it though. I guess there was to much abuse via chat but who cares.

- Vook
February 15, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Josie said…
Cranky, I'll email you!

Rob, sorry baby! believe me the only favorites grump and lightning are are NONFAVORITES. :p

It's just that i was posting in work and had too many windows open....i'll getcha linked some other time.
February 15, 2012 at 1:11 PM
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