Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Fairy Tale


Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a poker site called Full Tilt, where people would frolick and play to their hearts' content.  It was here that the great and benevolent queen, Very Josie, had her own private tournament called Very Josie Poker.

Oh what fun we had.  Knights would battle for the honor of executing the great and benevolent queen and many would die fighting valiantly.  The great and powerful Poker Grump would sometimes leave these battles with royal blood on his sword. The Court Jester (Waffles) would infuriate the valiant knights as he jumped just out of reach of them.

Queen Very Josie would award bounties to the brave who executed who she wished.  Oh the bounties and the last longer bets! Then the Evil Dragon took our fun away and no one lived happily ever after.  THE END.

Sucky ending, huh?

But I've been thinking.....

I emailed my new BFF's at Black Chip Poker about setting up a new private tournament there.  The Very Josie is coming back baby!  It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on!  Just TRY to felt me!  I'll even put a bounty on myself for the first game - come and get it baby!

Details to come...

Play smart.

Josie

14 comments:

Zin said...

Good Morning Sunshine, did you get a good night sleep? Josie have you with drawn any money from BCP, if yes how long did it take to get your money, 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks etc...I really want to deposit money on BCP so i can wipe you out, hehe, sorry.

KenP said...

This being caused by a weird looking glass or magic mushrooms? You've been seeming a bit fragile of late. We may need all the King's Horseman and all the King's men.

Josie said...

Hi Zin! Yes, a very good night's sleep....possibly too good. I didn't want to get out of bed this morning.

No I haven't tried to withdraw from BCP. I think once I take all of your money I'll try TBC's route which is to sell it for 90 cents on the dollar at 2+2 website.

@Ken, WHORE!

Josie said...

This is the current thingy from BCP:

10% BOOST PROMO

We're giving away an additional 10% (up to $30) on new players' first deposits. No bonus code is necessary. If you've got mates out there who are yet to come and join us then be sure to tell them about this.

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RELOAD 75% UP TO $375

If you're looking for a bit of extra punch when you next deposit, be sure to claim the 75% up to $375 reload bonus clearing at $1/75 vip points. Use the code BCP375 in the cashier to claim.

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I am trying to get them to up the 10% - and I usually get what I want. Stay tuned...Josie

Zin said...

@josie, you slept all night long good girl, was Leroy on your mind, hehehe.

Josie said...

no, I was dreaming about this texan who took me camping and cooked me steaks over the campfire. leroy wasn't there.

Zin said...

@josie, lets narrow it down, How many Texans you know that like to go camping? Please do not hurt yourself thinking.

Josie said...

zin, zero really, which is why it was a dream. I do know one Texan who pretends to like camping because he read my post about camping but that's about it.

Zin said...

@josie, lol, i really enjoy camping or i would not have bought my 29ft Airstream Excella Classic. Actually my sister her husband me and my son are going this weekend to Lake Corpus Christi to enjoy the outdoors, will be in the upper 60s to low 70s due to back to back cold fronts coming through Thursday and late Friday.
Winter is terrible here in South Texas, will just have to put up with it, lol.

Rob said...

"It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on!"???

Wait a minute, since everyone will be in their own homes in front of their own computers, won't clothing be optional?

Josie said...

Clothing is definitely optional....strip poker?

grrouchie said...

depending on what days and times you hold the Watch Josie Strip poker game - and I assume you'll be web camming that live for all of us suitors to watch - I'll definitely partake in the voyeurism.

Josie said...

lol grouchie - It's actually called Imaginary Strip Poker....and I'm thinking 9 or 10pm EST, which should be late enough for you people on the left.

Rob said...

"Imaginary" Strip Poker, huh? In that case, in addition to imagining the stripping can I also imagine that I'm actually winning everytime (or even...SOME of the times) I get pocket Kings?