Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a poker site called Full Tilt, where people would frolick and play to their hearts' content. It was here that the great and benevolent queen, Very Josie, had her own private tournament called Very Josie Poker.
Oh what fun we had. Knights would battle for the honor of executing the great and benevolent queen and many would die fighting valiantly. The great and powerful Poker Grump would sometimes leave these battles with royal blood on his sword. The Court Jester (Waffles) would infuriate the valiant knights as he jumped just out of reach of them.
Queen Very Josie would award bounties to the brave who executed who she wished. Oh the bounties and the last longer bets! Then the Evil Dragon took our fun away and no one lived happily ever after. THE END.
Sucky ending, huh?
But I've been thinking.....
I emailed my new BFF's at Black Chip Poker about setting up a new private tournament there. The Very Josie is coming back baby! It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on! Just TRY to felt me! I'll even put a bounty on myself for the first game - come and get it baby!