Step Into My Parlor

...said the spider to the fly.

Grrouchie did a post yesterday called FOR THE LADIES which I enjoyed very much.  And since I love to steal good ideas and use them for my own, I decided to do a post for you guys, and what you enjoy.

Just for you my pet.  So get comfy and enjoy.

Let's start with a beer, shall we?


Pale? Amber? Stout?  Whatever your pleasure, I happen to have it on tap.  And what's beer without football, on a big TV?



Perhaps in the company of a woman in an oversized football jersey?


She does NOT look like a plumber, btw.

Of course, football isn't football without something yummy.


Mmmmm


As yummy as they are there is something yummier.  Something all guys really like. 

PORN.  Yeah baby porn.  Do I have a porn star for you.

Now this isn't just any porn star.  Someone emailed me a photo of a porn star, saying he was watching some porn and the porn star looked like me!  Very Josie! 

Here's she is.....



What?  You wanted her in a state of undress?  Well this post is stuff that you like....and I bet you wouldn't mind a little less clothing, right?

I aim to please...


Okay, so maybe our similarities stop at the neck.

Happy Friday...hmmm maybe I should do a "I know what guys like post every Friday. Heck, I may even include poker next time!

Josie

Comments

grrouchie said…
Awesome!
I feel honored to have you rip off ...er, copy one of my ideas :)
yeah, that's the ticket.

I hope you haven't posted anything because it's going to be an extra long truly epic post about your lunch and then evening went :)
I see you are still functioning normally so I guess I lose that bet to lightning.
January 27, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Josie said…
Heh. Get used to it.

The night was very underwelming. for the first time ever she was pretty normal and wanted to leave early. wtf. I'll do a write up over the weekend. *yawn*
January 27, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Josie said…
Waffles, lol ya.

We need to work on a plan for this girl btw.

OMFG

"Is it a good sign if she wants to ride the train home with me and said I looked adorable with my new haircut?"

Dude, next thing she'll be humping your leg. MAKE A MOVE. Invite her to lunch and be your funny, cute self.
January 27, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Rob said…
What's strange is that there's a pic of YOU giving head on your site but not a picture of your porn star look-alike giving head. What's wrong with this picture?
January 27, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Josie said…
Sugar, that's not a picture of me giving head. If you believe that's head then I feel bad for you because you've been missing out on a helluva lot. :) Trust me.
January 27, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Rob said…
Oh my gosh, Josie, you have a frighteningly accurate insight into my sex life.
January 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Josie said…
Rob, LOL I'm just trying to give you lip. (not head, lol I crack myself up)
January 27, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Rob said…
Giving me "lip" is a an excellent start, that alone will keep me going the rest of the day! Thanks!
January 27, 2012 at 12:31 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
So if someone gives you email and phone number...
January 27, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Josie said…
@waffles, lol Awesome! I predict next week it'll be....

So if someone gives you a blowjob..
January 27, 2012 at 12:58 PM
sebszebra said…
You do not give us a name of that model to feed into Google Images?
January 27, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Josie said…
Seb, first of all, she isn't a model, she's a porn star, so keep that in mind.

Second of all, you're right! I never thought of that! I don't know her name as I said these were emailed to me, but I will find out and update the blog. Thanks for the idea.
January 27, 2012 at 6:58 PM
sebszebra said…
That's exactly what I had in mind.
January 27, 2012 at 7:33 PM
grrouchie said…
Using my Google Goggles
Vannah Sterling
January 27, 2012 at 7:45 PM
Josie said…
Well Seb, according to Grrouchie it's Vannah Sterling...and grrouchie wasn't the original sender.
January 27, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Zin said…
That Vannah Sterling is a little on the chunky side whoever she is. Anyone that waste money on porn is a sick person. Go get some help.
January 27, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Anonymous said…
replace pics with pics of josie in porno poses imo

cordially

FBoy weeeeeeeeeeee
January 28, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Josie said…
Zin, I think that's her implants.

FBoy, Noooo!!!! I'm a poker player not a porn star, besides I'm old, unlike the young vannah sterling.
January 28, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Anonymous said…
how old?

over under 28

i bet $10 under xDDxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
January 28, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Josie said…
Lol u owe me $10! Way over 28.
January 28, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Anonymous said…
damn dat ass
January 28, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Anonymous said…
ru from boston texas? or austin massachusetts?
fboiiiiiiiiiiiiii
January 28, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Anonymous said…
going out drinking
+
messaging random pokie woman off internets
=
strange dreams

f to teh b,o, oiiiiiii
January 29, 2012 at 8:17 AM
badbilly32 said…
isnt a9 +2 considered ace rag? imjustsayin..... lol
January 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM
badbilly32 said…
then you snap call that raise and subsequent all in?
January 29, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Josie said…
:( yeah. I suck. I threw that tourney away on ace rag. I was playing really well before that hand tho. Btw were u watching last night too?
January 29, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Zin said…
@josie, josie you need to practice what you preach, always telling Tony (your better half)not to play A rag, what happened, no excuses please.
January 29, 2012 at 1:37 PM
grrouchie said…
I followed the link to rakebrain or whatever.
I signed up.
I signed up for BCP and was told that after blah blah blah confirmed my account i'd get an email so I can play.

it's been like 4 days now and I am still unable to play.

All this talk about throwing tourney's with A/rag is making me want to play online poker dammit!!!
January 30, 2012 at 1:04 AM
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