HUGE


Big news to come!!!  Come back tomorrow for some REALLY BIG news.  Really, really big.  Life changing big (possibly).  And no don't email me to ask...you have to wait just like everyone else.

I am about to amaze you!

:)

I hope!

Play smart my biatches.

Josie

PS.  Not a great idea to do a Google Image search of the word HUGE while in work.  Sheesh.  I've never seen such big body parts in my life!

Comments

SirFWALGMan said…
tha fuck?!?! lol. Gl.
January 19, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Jordan said…
What kind of crappy teaser post is this shit? I mean, really.
January 19, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Josie said…
@Jordan...blow me.
January 19, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Josie said…
Amendment - This is BIG to me, but it may not seem big to you.
January 19, 2012 at 12:09 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Josie found a new bra... it lifts.. news at 11. XD.
January 19, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Josie said…
@Waffles, actually I DID get a new bra over the weekend....taupe colored....haven't tried it on yet so don't know if there is hydraulic lift, BIATCH.
January 19, 2012 at 1:06 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Pics or it didn't happen. :).
January 19, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Josie said…
You're going to have to buy me a drink first baby.
January 19, 2012 at 1:33 PM
josiesboytoy said…
Well I will spill the beans Josie and I are eloping to Vegas to get married at the Elvis chapel. Our marriage will be consummated in the bellagio poker room as the staff have nicely agreed to curtain off the room for the whole two minutes it should take to consummate the said relationship. A reception to follow will be held at Osheas pub with Lucky the green Leprochaun acting as emcee and head shot pourer . The rest of our days will be spent playing poker and selling water on the overpasses in Las Vegas. Wish us luck.
January 19, 2012 at 1:48 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Your choice of casino's seem to rule this out as a possibility.. Think high class for our girl Josie!
January 19, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Josie said…
LOL TY Waffles!

I don't mind the casino choice....in fact I was digging this till I came to the part about selling water. We'd have much better things to do....2 minutes at a time. lol
January 19, 2012 at 1:59 PM
lightning36 said…
You're posting a picture of your butt?
January 19, 2012 at 2:04 PM
lightning36 said…
Ut oh ... me in trouble now!
January 19, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Josie said…
LOLLLLLLL First good guess, but NO Whore Boy....at least not here....perhaps on Tony's blog. :)
January 19, 2012 at 2:14 PM
sebszebra said…
Have you not posted a picture of your posterior before (after the dog chewed on it)?
January 19, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Josie said…
LOL Sebs, I forgot about that! I did post a picture of the dog bite on my ass a while ago. Hey, did I ever tell you I got bitten by a DONKEY right on my ass? I swear! True story.

I was on vacay in Florida and we were at a petting zoo that had penned animals and those walking around free. I saw a donkey behind a wooden barrier and next to him was a sign that said "Sicilian Donkey". I was like Oooooo get a picture of me next to the sign! I stand in front of the sign and all of a sudden....donkey is biting my ass! I freak out, like you can only imagine. Oh and if you ever get bitten by a donkey DON'T RUN. That fucker started chasing me! And yes, got another nip in. Frigging PETTING ZOO.

Obv my ass is irresistible to all species.

Ugh, but anyway....no MORE photos of my butt will be posted here.
January 19, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Josie said…
@seb, I wonder if zebras are similar to Sicilian donkeys. :P
January 19, 2012 at 3:06 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
oooh oooh dog, donkey, me next next!!
January 19, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Josie said…
lol No Waffles! No biting! Sheesh! Spanking, however, is allowed.
January 19, 2012 at 3:42 PM
sebszebra said…
"no MORE photos of my butt will be posted here"

When you started this blog, I bet you never expected to end up typing that.

"I wonder if zebras are similar to Sicilian donkeys"

Certainly not!
January 19, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Rakewell said…
1. Do I get to guess what the big surprise is? :-)

2. That you have donkey rabies coursing through your veins explains a WHOLE lot of things.
January 19, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Josie said…
lol Grump...

1.) Noooo!!!! Shhhhhhh!!!

2.) I got the donkey rabies from YOU last time I was in Vegas, you donkey! :)
January 19, 2012 at 5:29 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
"I'll let the readers decide. You get 12 comments (from 12 different people) saying I should do this and I'm in."

-- Cmon, Live vicariously through me!! Go to sirfwalgman.blogspot.com and vote for chest rubs for me from Josie!!! You can do it we only need 12 peeps!!
January 19, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Josie said…
LOL Waffles - very smart...appealing to my readers.
January 19, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Unknown said…
Wow, I'm in radio and I LOVE this as a teaser!
January 19, 2012 at 9:07 PM
grrouchie said…
From love handle to love handle I am that big.

Thus, I get a shot with Angelina.

However, because I find her kind of skanky and not my type I'm willing to auction off the 38 seconds she promised me.
January 19, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Josie said…
Thank you Sean. You have exceedingly good taste.

Grrouchie....you don't think Angelina is an absoloute babe and the world's most perfect specimen of a woman?
January 19, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Cranky said…
VJ - my curiousity is piqued. Post early!
January 19, 2012 at 9:21 PM
grrouchie said…
@Josie - No.
I've always thought that she had great blow job lips - but i've never really been attracted to her.
January 19, 2012 at 9:45 PM
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