Thursday, January 12, 2012


I'm busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor so you'll have to forgive me for not posting today. What, you thought this was a post?  Um, no it isn't.

But, if you're desperate to read something about Very Josie, and if you like crafty humor, you could go ---> HERE as this post tickles my funny bone.  Go on now, go THERE and enjoy some fine writing for a change, and tell him Very Josie sent you.

Snaps for Josie!  (you have to go HERE to appreciate this line and then come back here to leave me a comment.  Just because I'm too busy to post doesn't mean I don't like getting comments.  Now scoot!)

Josie

50 comments:

Gary said...

Thanks Jo.

KenP said...

Cat?
Concrete?

How about...Busier than an SEO whore trying for no effort page hits? That more down home.

Josie said...

Oh, don't get too excited. I'm still a biatch.

Josie said...

Ken, what type of whore am I exactly? What does SEO stand for? Seriously, you must stop flattering me. It's getting embarrassing.

Gary said...

SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.

KIADWISMWWSGWCTHIHDSB stands for Ken Is A Douchebag With A Smart Mouth Who Will Soon Get What's Coming To Him If He Doesn't Start Behaving.

KenP said...

SEO = Search Engine Optimization

SEO tricks abound -- like always including a graphic or link to old page on their site.

Begging for links is another example. About that you might note that my and most comments allow entering their site. You prevent that by limiting things to gmail.

:)

If it looks like a duck...

Josie said...

@gary, rofllllllllll You made me do a spit take.

Snaps for Josie!!!!!!!

Josie said...

ken, first SEO whore and now SEO tricks....I don't like where this is going. :)

KenP said...

KIADWISMWWSGWCTHIHDSB ?

Easy for you to say.

The rest? I am destroyed and totally chasten.

KenP said...

What was the old punch line?

I think it end, "now we're just arguing price."

SEO whore is a very common term use asexually to describe folks wanting to move up ranking by working at the features that Google rewards. And, its less work than content

Gary, otoh, seems to think it is time to mount his white charger. You wouldn't have a scarf for him, would you?

Gary said...

It's chastened. Sarcasm works best with proper verb tense.

That you talk the way you do to Josie - to any woman in fact - is shameful. Were you raised by wolves? Be a gentleman for once, will you?

Josie said...

alright boys, off to your neutral corners!

Gary, Ken doesn't really mean it. He likes me. Honest he does.

Ken, don't get Gary worked up for Pete's sake.

KenP said...

Now this is getting silly, lad. You seem to think the only use of whore is with a sex based reference. It has much broader use. Josie is a big enough girl to figure that out on her own. The SEO thing has been a running gag between us.

Douchbag on the other hand isn't broad in meaning. And it is a demeaning reference concerning bodily functions subject to the tasteless when one bothers to analyze it further.

But, I doubt you were raised with wolves. I don't think either of the founders of Rome were named Gary.

KenP said...

Jo, now you are telling me he's running around correcting Pete's grammar too?

Gary said...

I have no problem with the term "SEO whore," besides the fact that it's inaccurate in this case.

As for douchebag, that was one man speaking as men do to another man. My problem with you is that you say the things you say to a woman, a woman who doesn't deserve the invective you shower upon her. And no, "shower" was not an obscure callback to "douchebag."

Look, all I'm saying is remember who it is you're talking to, and remember the lessons your parents taught you about chivalry and politesse, OK? Then you and I will never have another problem.

BTW my middle names are indeed Romulus and Remus.

lightning36 said...

Oooh -- if there is gonna be a fight among Joe's many potental online paramours, could I pick one of the combatants? I'd hate to see my homies Gary and Ken go at it. On the other hand ...

Josie said...

@lightning, I know. These guys should be like buddies yet they just don't know it.

Hmmmm How about Waffles vs Grump? That'd be a good one.

KenP said...

Sparky, if there is a bigger SEO whore around... (I think I still have the emails to prove it.)

P.S. compliments of Webster:
3: a venal or unscrupulous person (Well, I wouldn't go that far about either of you really. Well, maybe one of...nahh...)

KenP said...

BTW, Jo and Sparky both have a better PageRank than I do. But, my AlexiaRank beats them both by a bunch as does Josie's over Sparky's Alexia. But, fairness forces me to add that Sparky's mozRank is best.

That should manage to confuse, you know who.

Josie said...

ken, what's this either of you crap? I am the one you called the whore not sparky and supplying a definition of unscruplous doesn't help matters. I am not. I am far frucking from it. Oh and I've had enough of you for one day. Time for your nap.

Josie said...

@gary, see? I can fight my own battles.

KenP said...

Yes, Josie can and does quite well handling her own battles. And, she doesn't need anyone to espouse a sexist defense on her behalf.

As I once pointed out to Bam-Bam and I'll again state here:
I only harass the people I like. To those who I have little regard for I am amazingly polite.

Is that understood, Mr. Gary, sir?

lightning36 said...

Ohhh ... I have Josie defending my honor. Interesting.

As for KenP and others ... I will be having the lightning36 Charm School registration beginning shortly. I know at least a few people who could benefit. : o )

Josie said...

@lightning I was soooo not defending you. My point was he says bad things about me, rationalizes them with a definition that is equally detrimental and then lumps in "Sparky" with me to let it look somewhat less innocuous. At least that's how I see it, but what do I know? I'm just a whore. No, that doesn't mean slut, just unscrupulous. That's all!


Yes, let's hope you open a kiosk charm school in indiana.

lightning36 said...

@ Josie "but what do I know?"

Ahhh ... well ...

Okay -- I guess I was wrong in thinking you were defending me. Should have known better. Better be careful or I won't allow you to spend all your waking hours daydreaming about me anymore ...

Josie said...

@lightning, your fault! if you didn't want me daydreaming about you, you never should've posted those pictures of you and russell crowe looking so much alike. Too late!

KenP said...

OK, lets clear the air. SEO whore is a common term without invective inferred.

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=seo%20whore&fp=1&cad=b&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb

You can see that people are laughingly saying that about themselves.

What got us to this point wasn't Josie's fault. Possibly misunderstanding but the term isn't what it morphed into. That happened after Gary's invective and threat. In hindsight, I should have gotten a private laugh at his over the top defense.

There is my attempt at explanation and apology. Your turn, Gary.

Gary said...

Oh, Ken. You missed your calling. With your black and white view of the world you'd do well in modern Republican politics.

I couldn't care less in what regard you hold me. But if you really liked Josie you wouldn't accuse her of being technologically savvy enough to exploit SEO tricks and to be a Luddite at the same time, no?

Like I said, just scale back the dickishness a little bit - say, 13% - and we're ok, you and I.

Josie said...

LOLLLLLLLL Hey Crazy People, this is like an episode of Seinfield. It's an argument about nothing.

However, Mr. KenP, I will treasure that apology for years. For real yo.

lightning36 said...

Josie -- aren't any of your new boy toys getting in on this?

KenP said...

Happy to make your day, Jo.

Mr.Gary, Sir, nice try?

Gary said...

Like I said, I never had a problem with the term "SEO whore." My problem was with your overall tone, your constant berating her over her perceived faults - technophobe, plagiarist, self-promoter - I could go on. But by way of olive branch I will stop there and ask you - implore you, really - to stop dipping her pigtails in the inkwell and just be a good guy to her if you like her. OK?

And, as regards apologies, I must say, yours was just god-awful. But as I suspect that was more by design than incompetence, in the name of harmony I am prepared to overlook it.

badbilly32 said...

its so nice to read this and see that im not involved in any negative dialouge! :)that being said:

f.t.r. cats and concrete f.t.w!

nothing for nothing but kens reamrks do seem a little bit on the dick side, but as i have no knowledge of your history,this just might be how you talk to josie regularly(or vice versa)

im just sayin

Josie said...

@lightning, I was about to say the new boy toys have abandoned me but I see badbilly piped in with perfect timing!

badbilly32 said...

i long for the day that i become an "old school" boytoy(still good to be a toy nonetheless!)

KenP said...

WTG, Billy! You nailed it. Over on my blog we've gone around on a similar subject and I called her a link w____e (not using that word again today) then without hard feeling or mounted defenses. We have had fun with it. I've exchanged emails with her about SEO so I'm guessing she still recalled that. Your guess at history was spot on.

Josie said...

Whore!!!!!

lol Yes Billy, this is old hat for oldKen and me.

KenP said...

Wait until tomorrow..............

No...................

Josie said...

@ken lol :) :) :)

lightning36 said...

What about Josie's SMO (Search for Men Optimization)?

KenP said...

Her SMO? Google says 0/10 MenRank. I think she need to 'optimize' more, don't you?

................. (can't have to many periods)

Josie said...

Ken lollllllll

PokahDave said...

I want the last 10 minutes back...

Josie said...

PD I know! I want my afternoon back!

lightning36 said...

Ahhh ... PokahDave ... one of the more hidden of Josie's minions ...

Josie said...

All I want in life is to witness drunk pokahdave karaokeing at the felt. If he should ever grant me that, I will die a happy woman.

josiesboytoy said...

Somebody was asking for me?. Josie only has one boy toy and not a bunch I will have you know. I am more than enough for her. As the old saying goes once you go boy toy you never go back to well ..... Anything.

Josie my dear the comments today were amazing something like 46 . Geez for a minute before I read the article I thought maybe you had another sex related post but alas it was not to be.

Josie said...

lolllll My boytoy! Hey baby! Sorry, no sexual content...no content at all actually. And you're right, there really is only one boytoy.

lightning36 said...

Note to josiesboytoy: Sorry dude, but Josie prefers men, not boys. They even named a doughnut after me: the long John ...

KenP said...

You'll lose out at liar's poker to him too, toy.