Monday, November 8, 2010


Believe it or not, I have NEVER had an energy drink, Monster or otherwise.  Before today, that is.

Tonight I am doing ANOTHER focus group and this one is on energy drinks.  When asked if I drink them regularly, I answer affirmative!  Um, that means I lied.

But I did it for you guys!  If I do this focus group, I'll have me some drinkin' money.

And even though I lied, I do like to give them their money's worth, so today my fave receptionist went out at lunch and bought me TWO Monster energy drinks.  I drink about 3/4 of the first one and I feel like I'm on crack!  Sheesh - maybe this stuff should be illegal.

I will be sampling the other flavor (first one tasted gross, yet I told them thats what I drink!) as soon as this post is finished.  I may get a week's worth of work done on Monday.


Kinda worried though that they are going to make me try like 10 different kinds while I'm there tonight.  I may never get to sleep.

Hey, anyone see that cry baby, Affleck lose at the WSOP.  What a fucking moron to be crying like a little cry baby.  That's for you..

Play smart.



SirFWALGMan said...

Link is wrong! WHAT THE HECK!!

I have never had a Monster drink either. Let me know if any flavors taste good.

DuggleBogey said...

I'm like you, I don't drink them. I got one once, a sugar-free Amp, cause it's made by the folks that make Mountain Dew and I love Diet Dew.

It was gross.

I tasted a sugar-free Red Bull once too, and it seems like someone said "there needs to be a drink for people who LOVE Vics Formula 44D."

Memphis MOJO said...

Hey, anyone see that cry baby, Affleck lose at the WSOP?

If he played in the Very Josie and got a bad beat, then he really would have something to cry about.

Josie said...

@Mojo - That was just me doing a "Waffles" but I screwed up the waffles link at the end.

Sorry Waffles - I will def link you in the next post....Heh. Just you wait.

DB, they are effing gross - yet I see everyone drinking them in the poker room I go to. Maybe it would be more palatable if vodka were mixed in.

PokahDave said...

Be'll end up like 'ol Toothless wonder if you keep drinking those.

Wolfshead said...

You're trying your first energy drink while I'm mixing up my first bowl of kava. It figures. As a college buddy once said to me back in the day Miller Lite first hit the scene, "in a world of Lite drinkers only you drink ale" Have fun at your focus group

Josie said...

My first and last. Yuck. I just got home and I must say, I AM WIRED! Wooooo - Left the house approx 14 hrs ago, and I should be exhausted but I'm not!

The Neophyte said...

WTG Josie taking one for the team but don't ruin your health to do it. Enjoy Vegas, I hope to be out there in February. Kick ass and take names out there. Maybe they'll change the name to Las Josies in your honor.