TGIFriday

I ended up working today, which is a pity considering the weather.  But instead of giving them a Friday for free, I got paid.  :)  Here's how I finagled that.

Josie:  (walking into boss' office on Thursday) You're lucky I like you.
Boss: Ut oh, what happened?
Josie:  Nothing happened. I'm about to make you an offer just because I like you.
Boss:  Hold on a minute, I better pay attention.  Okay go ahead.
Josie: I was thinking of coming into work tomorrow instead of going to the beach.
Boss: No, don't do that.  It's not fair to you.
Josie: Well we haven't worked on the GL yet and you want May closed.  We can get that done tomorrow instead of Monday.
Boss:  That would be great, but I can't let  you do that.
Josie: Um, I'm only going to do that if you pay me.
Boss: Oh
Josie: If you want to ask the owner for approval of paying me, you can let me know.
Boss:  I don't have to ask him.  That woud be great!  Oh I can't believe you'd do that.  I really appreciate it.
Josie: But I won't be in till like 9:30, okay?
Boss:  Sure, 9:30 is fine.

Boom! And then I left at 4pm to boot!  But I got the GL done as well as a few other things. 

So I leave at 4pm to catch my bus at Haymarket Station and this woman's outfit catches my eye.


The photo doesn't even do her justice because all those blue stripes are sequins and in the afternoon sun she looked absolutely GLOWING.  I wish I had guts like that.  At first I thought she didn't care about what she looked like but I don't think that's true.  You don't take the time to find a matching sequin headband and a pair of blue sunglasses if you don't care.  She's all decked out.

Like I said, I wish I had guts like that.  I don't like getting dolled up because I'm always afraid I'll look like that pic.  I'm most comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt.

God, if I was all dressed up and some bitch (like me) surreptitiously took my picture and I was aware of it, I'd just crawl under a rock.  She however was focused on her phone and oblivious to all so I took the chance.

Hmmm maybe if she can get away it I should wear my new sundress.  Speaking of sundresses.....Wolfie has a story to tell about this chick in a sundress.  He hasn't given me the details yet but I suspect it involves removal of said sundress.  Don't you guys want to hear this story as much as I do?  Wouldn't it be nice to read a post of Wolfie's that doesn't involve blueberries? LOL Just kidding

SUNDRESS STORY!!!!

Have a good weekend my peeps!

Josie

Comments

Josie said…
Wolfie write up the sundress story and I'll post it hear as well. It'll reach more readers! You can't turn down an offer like this.
July 9, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Josie said…
um, here, not hear :P
July 9, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Memphis MOJO said…
Have a good weekend!
July 9, 2010 at 7:34 PM
Wolfshead said…
As for that outfit, did anyone call the fashion police?

And blueberries are almost picked out, blackberries starting to ripen, finall

Actually the sundress never got removed.
July 9, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Josie said…
Mmm Blackberries are my favorite berry!
July 10, 2010 at 2:32 AM
The Neophyte said…
Wow what a picture. Some people have no idea how good or bad some stuff looks on them. It's one reason why I run everything by my wife before I buy it. And I agree it looks like the gal put some time and effort into that outfit considering the glasses and hairband.

Congrats on your Mookie victory Josie. Hope you have a lot more. Have a great weekend
July 10, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Josie said…
Hey Neo, Thanks!

Yeah she stopped me dead in my tracks. lol

You have a good weekend too!
July 10, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Josie said…
Oh, Wolfie is wussing out on telling the sundress story. Frigging pansy girl!
July 10, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Wolfshead said…
Are you happy now?
July 10, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Josie said…
Yes Wolfie I am! You wrote up the story just for me. I <3 Wolfie.
July 10, 2010 at 6:40 PM
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