Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Sex content but no poker content - win/lose?

I bought the Cosmo magazine shown above today at lunch time.  I don't usually buy Cosmo but those cover teases caught my eye: "What your va-jay-jay is dying to tell you" was one of them.  What could it be trying to tell me?  I needed to find out!

Meh - It was nothing I didn't already know.  Stuff like don't wear jeans or panties that are too tight, eat more yogurt and other stuff that I will spare you.

But this OTHER article was called "Guys Answer Your Sex Questions".  That seemed more interesting and it was, although it was stuff I already knew.  Well mostly.  Most of the questions these guys answered were about sex positions, BJs, orgasms, what to say in bed, should you hold a man's arms down when you....you get the idea.  *yawn* Mama knows all about that.  But there were two questions that these guys answered that were interesting to me - stuff I didn't know!  These two answers truly surprised me and I wonder if they are just one man's opinion or not.

Question #48:  How does it feel to be inside a girl? 
I know, right?  Now here's something I don't know the answer to! Are you ready for the answer?
Answer: Like you're sitting in a hot tub while riding a roller coaster.

Is that accurate?

Question #51:  What does an orgasm feel like for a guy?
I could use my imagination to answer this question but why would I when the answer is right here!
Answer:  Eating your favorite meal, getting a massage and winning the lottery all at once.  But better.

Wow, huh?  No wonder you guys are always trying to get laid.  Waffles has kindly provided his answers to the questions HERE (proceed with caution)

Play smart. (not talking about poker here)



Memphis MOJO said...

"Answer: Like you're sitting in a hot tub while riding a roller coaster."

Huh? I don't know about that one.

Josie said...

Aha! Thank you Mojo - I was wondering about that.

Hmmm does this mean the other answer was accurate? Inquiring minds want to know.

manthy said...

I haven't played much poker this year.
You can follow me back here if you want.

Josie said...

I will definitely check you out!

The Neophyte said...

The other answer was stupid

Wolfshead said...

Well, it's been so long that I'm not sure I remember the answer to either question but I do know that the answers given thers are a just a POS.

Josie said...

Wolfie, that's what I figured.

R. Jacob said...

Waffles was more accurate.
The variable of course is the woman you are with can make it more or less. When she is special, oh my!

Josie said...

Waffles is right and Cosmo is wrong. I'll never hear the end of it!

I agree - when the person is special it becomes magic.