Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Guess What I'm Thinking!





~ I've always worked very, very hard, and the harder I worked, the luckier I got. ~ Alan Bond


~ Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. ~ Nadia Comaneci

"Poker is alot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!"- Dutch Boyd

"You have it in your power to turn a bad-beat around simply by realizing this simple truth: The more bad beats you encounter, the luckier you are. It's a sign that you are playing against opponents who continually take the worst of it, and if you can't beat someone who always takes the worst of it, you can't beat anyone."

- Lou Krieger

"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter."- Stu Unger


No Limit Hold'em. Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror. - Tom McEvoy
 
Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the earth.-- David Hayano (1982)

Anyone have a guess?  :) 

I'm thinking about winning a big poker tourney.  Not just cashing, not final tabling, WINNING.  And you know what they say, If you're not in, you can't win.

I can win.  I'm smart, I'm devious, I'm crafty and I work very hard at whatever I do.  What I'll be doing very soon is going to Atlantic City.

The Borgata Poker Open is happening in AC in September and I just picked the game I'm going to play.  It's called The Black Chip Bounty tournament, so named because the bounty is a black ($100) chip for each peep you knock out.  Right up my alley.

I plan on treading very carefully and then BOOM.  I know I can do this, I mean I did it a couple of weeks ago, didn't I?  Plus I'm very excited to be going to Atlantic City and The Borgata, which is giving very low room rates for those playing in their Poker Open.

Originally I thought I'd be able to fly into A/C, play my tourney and fly out with no problems but I could find ZERO flights to accomodate me.  WTF!

But then a HANDSOME STRANGER came to my rescue.  He told me to fly into Philly and he'd pick me up and drive me to AC.  He might even arrive on a white stallion, I don't know!

It'll be fun to play a little poker with him in addition to playing my tournament.  I figure I'll relieve him of all his disposable cash on Monday and then play the tournament on Tuesday.

I can't wait!!  I'm listed as a winner on FOXWOODS WEBSITE, so the next step is the Bortgata's.  Then onto Vegas to kick Grump's butt.

Play smart.

Josie














11 comments:

lightning36 said...

Wolfie went over to the dark side again, huh?

Josie said...

LOL No, he went over to the nice side. Besides, I'll buy him dinner which comes with the company of a charming Sicilian woman.

Lightning, fly over and join us!!!

PokahDave said...

Congrats on the winnings...

KenP said...

So are you Debbie Silve, Norwood, MA?

Debbie does Foxwood just doesn't have the right ring to it.

Josie said...

Obv I am not, as Debbie came in 26th place - which I'm sure is great FOR HER, but not for me.

Josie Jams Jacks - better ring to it.

Wolfshead said...

Actually it's a maroon Santa Fe. And I doubt if you will relieve me of my chips because I can't see you playing a LO8/Stud8 split game at any level let alone 7.5/15 and it's too juicy a game for me to pass up in favor of NLHE

Josie said...

Hmmmm maybe I'll play for a bit just to be socialable.

DuggleBogey said...

Red Sawx suck!

Josie said...

OMFG They do NOT! They're in first place buddy! So what if they lost last night to the skankee yankees...they're gonna win tonight!

apiratequeen said...

Well, I thank you for the mention butcoming in 26th was not okay with me, but such is the game. See you at the tables.
Debbie Silve

Josie said...

Lol. Dennie, contests on the cash baby. I know what u mean.