Keys and Locks

Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?


Confucius answer her: 'It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'.


Today's joke comes from a reader who is kind enough to send me jokes to brighten my day.  And he's kinda cute too.  Unfortunately, he's a lawyer.  Are all you guys out there lawyers or something?

Josie

Comments

PokahDave said…
The silence is deafening...
August 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM
KenP said…
No, the reason is you can't put a lock on a revolving door.
August 3, 2011 at 7:30 PM
Josie said…
LOL This door is locked!
August 3, 2011 at 7:50 PM
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