We will pump you up!
If you've been following the news you know that Roger Clemens' perjury trial was declared a mistrial because evidence was shown to the jury that they weren't supposed to see. This is a miscarriage of justice! Of course he was shooting up roids, when he was a yankee anyway. (btw Yankees suck! Ever notice that The Yankees try to collect ex Red Sox players like a little kid collecting pokemon cards? both The Yankees and those kids obv have too much disposable cash, but I digress)
Where was I? Ah yes, Roger Clemens may be getting an easy way out of all this, but what about the victims here? Yes, the victims. I'm talking about Roger's boys, and I don't mean his sons! Did you know that steriod use leads to testicle shrinkage? Barry Bonds' girlfriend testified to how his boys changed and not in a good way. The official term is called testicular atrophy and I say it's a tragedy. All those good looking adonis-like baseball players with itty bitty testes. *sob* It's a tragedy I tell you!
Hey, I wonder if Gary wants to post this post on REDSOX101, Where Fans Come to Talk Baseball. He does have a post about the Clemens' mistrial but it's not quite the same as mine.
I'm playing in my poker league tomorrow night and I hear there is going to be jello shots. Should be fun, although I think they ply me with alcohol so they have a chance to win. Never happen.