Faster Than Lightning

I have tamed Lightning

For starters, did you read Lightning's WPBT recap?  If I didn't know better I would've thought we slept together! I wasn't that drunk, was I?  Must be another one of those "I slept with a blogger" teasers.  Although he did keep waking me up.  Nobody fucking sleeps in Vegas!

Soooooooooo how do I put this nicely?

Lightning and I had our heads up battle last night.  Actually we had TWO and I was poetry in motion baby.  I spanked him and taught him a lesson twice in a row.  Two for two baby!

I didn't take any screen shots of the first one.  Forgive me, but it was over before I knew it.  :)  I won like 3 or 4 hands in a row and boom.  I don't want to give out too many details yet about my heads up play, as there is one more DONKEY waiting to donate to the Josie's Full Tilt account.

So before you can say "Lightning sucks" game one was over and he accepted the rematch!  Yay!  I decided that this time I would take some screen shots.  Please to enjoy!

Now he told me that he jammed all in with the hammer, and I do remember folding to an all in when the board had a measley deuce on it.  Jeez, sometimes winning is toooooo easy.

Here is the first hand that hurt him badly.  Flopped 2 pair and Mr. Sux at poker called me with bottom pair.  Then he caught his smaller two pair on the turn, which got him into a whole heap of trouble.


So he was short stacked.  I raised with 10-10 and he jammed all in preflop with A-J.  Caught his jack on the flop and doubled up.  All that did was make the fun go on a little longer.  :)

We were playing along for a while and then I caught, wait for it....A-A!


The best part is, he caught AK while I had AA!

Of course I didn't KNOW he had AK and I really wanted to play this hand so my preflop raise was small.  Previously, I had been betting hard with premium hands and Lightbulb folded quite a bit.

Anyway, flop is q high and I check.  :)  Flop is a blah 9, I bet and he jams all in!  LOLLLLLLLLL  I instacall and won 2 in a row against my boy Lightning.  gg!!!!

It was awesome.  Poor guy didn't know what hit him. 

I think Mr. 94th is going to be even easier.  Mama wants MORE free money.

I appreciate the donation!

Play smart - or  better yet, play like you usually do, when you are playing HU with me.

Josie


Comments

Mike Heffner said…
Once you get done spanking these two guys, let's play a little bit. I need the work. Probably will have to be between the holidays, though. Pick a night next week.
December 24, 2010 at 9:36 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
Baby I am going to show you how a real man plays poker. That lightning kid is nice but he can not even spell Poker.
December 24, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Josie said…
Heff you are on! I should have a nice balance once I'm done with Waffles. I'll get back to you.

Waffles, well he can't spell it OR play it. :)
December 24, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Josie said…
I just "googled images" for a pic of a woman CRUSHING waffles, in preparation of my next post.
December 24, 2010 at 10:15 AM
lightning36 said…
If I had the interest I might post my version of the games so you could see what a card rack lucksack she was. That being said, since Josie obviously has no class, I will show at least a modicum of class and tell her congratulations.
December 24, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Josie said…
Lightning, I agree I wasn't fair but I can't help myself. It's in my nature.
December 24, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Wolfshead said…
Sheesh Light. the shame, the shame
December 25, 2010 at 12:02 PM
lightning36 said…
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes ...
December 25, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Josie said…
Yeah but if the blind squirrel finds it, say twice in the span of 10 minutes, maybe squirrely ain't so blind.
December 25, 2010 at 9:27 PM
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