John Mellencamp's got nothing on me!

Sung to the tune of Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone
Say Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone

Little Ditty 'bout Josie and Heffman
2 American kids living in blogger land
Heffy's gonna be a poker star
Josie's debutante in Vegas didn't go far

Heffy sits back collects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head and then he shoves all in
Well you know Josie, she's gonna call here
Josie says "Baby, you ain't gonna win."

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone
Say Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone

Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the donkeys come and steal my steal my soul
Hold onto aces as long as you can
Suffering those bad beats makes us women and men.

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone
Say Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of poker is gone

A little ditty bout Heffmike and me
Playing Heads Up is awesome, you see.

























































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Josie said…
Thanks Mojo - Happy New Year!
December 30, 2010 at 4:39 PM
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