Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I have a dream!

Oh wait a minute....it was Memorial Day, not MLK Jr. Day, but still.  I had a dream and I usually don't remember my dreams yet I remembered this one!


I was in Las Vegas (yay me!) and somehow I ended up sharing a room with Jen Aniston!  I shiat you not! Btw she's even hotter in dreams person, but let me back track a bit.  I was going to Vegas and meeting my two cousins there, Sara and Maria.  My mother told me in no uncertain terms that I must be home in time for Thanksgiving, which was a few days away.  Anyway, I get there, meet up with my cousins at the pool and then they intoduce me to Jen Aniston while pool side and get this....She was there in a tiny tangerine bikini bottom and that's it.  She was sunbathing topless.  I tried to appear cool for about 2 seconds and then I was all like "OMG You're Jen!  I love your tan." Of course I was trying to NOT look at her tanned bosom, yet that proved impossible.  She told me topless was the only way to tan.  Hmmmmm

Fast forward to our room......turns out my cousins were sharing one bed and I was sharing the other with Jen!  We had a blast and no, nothing x rated happened, although I did miss my flight and Thanksgiving.  Ma was not happy about THAT.

I've never been a big fan (or even a little one) of Jennifer Aniston, but let me tell you this:  JENNIFER ANISTON IS HOT!

Play smart.

Josie

9 comments:

KenP said...

You are a bigger space cadet than your neighbor on the Charles.

Hopefully, Entertainment Tonight or that TMZ thingy has an opening.

jamyhawk said...

Does it really need to said? What this dream means?

Josie said...

Wow Ken, After all your comments in the past year, I am FINALLY insulted. We're fighting! :)

Jamy, I'm afraid to know what it means, but it was hot!

KenP said...

Yes, you are right. Saying you were a bigger cadet than he who goes unnamed is pretty rank.

SmBoatDrinks said...

Just because it's a 2-way street doesn't mean you have to go both ways....... but if you did I approve of your choice!

Oh, and Where's my shirt? Frozen like my FTP funds?


Boat

Memphis MOJO said...

When I saw the photo I can guarantee my dream was different than yours!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Agreed--she is so freakin' HOT! What a goddamn smokin' body. If only I weren't totally committed to Beverly D'Angelo...

Mr Mojo Risin said...

I think you need to share more dreams!

Josie said...

Boaty, I do owe you a tshirt. :( I'll need your address again. :) And this time I'll really send it!

Wow 2 Mojo comments - I assume from different men, but the theme seems to be similar!

Linda, maybe I'll get a Jennifer Aniston magnet to match your Beverly D'angelo one!