Monday, May 2, 2011

Conversations with Lightning36 #1

I was chatting/iming with Lightning36 last night after we got knocked out of BBT in Exile #1.  Please enjoy...

Light: Thanks for calling me like you said you would.

VJ: Erm...I was sooo gonna call you but this is better!

Light: You coming to Vegas?  My air and hotel is all set.  I got both for $5.

VJ:  Wow that's great - but I dunno.  Don't have enough funds and my trip will cost more than $5.

Light: I can get you a free room!

VJ: Erm...would you be sleeping in said room?

Light: Of course!

VJ:  You know no matter how drunk I can possibly get there's no chance of you getting lucky, right?

Light: Well...it would be payment, not luck...

VJ: LOLLLLLLLLLL For payment like that, you'd have to set me up at the Bellagio for like a month, with room service.

Oh shit....he's booking me a month at Bellagio!  Nooooo!!!!!

He was just kdding - he's a good friend.  I still think that that as a good friend he can get me a free room down the hall from his.  He must have a gajillion points or whatever it takes to get free rooms at Bally's.  Don't you guys agree?

Here's how the conversation ended:

Light: Osama Bin Laden's been killed.

VJ: What??????  Really?

I put the news on and found he was right.  Wow.  One less evil person in the world, is more than okay by me.

Josie

13 comments:

lightning36 said...

Wow -- this conversation left out sooooo many parts. Ken P and Wolfshead will now be thinking for sure that I went over to the dark side.

Of course, I also offered PokahDave the opportunity to share a room with me this summer. You can be sure that I wouldn't be expecting payment from him ... : o )

Josie said...

LOL Unlike Waffles, I know you're not creepy. I appreciate the offer - and know you aren't expecting payment from neither PokahDave nor me.

But really Light, I need my own free room. I travel with alot of big jewelry, tons of clothes and makeup. Not to mention my hair care products.

PokahDave said...

I can't go anywhere this summer...what a bummer. I hope to be at the winter classic. Hopefully the invitation is there for that. Thanks anyway. The posted conversation points out one thing. Lightning is kissin' your ass more than anybody ever!

Josie said...

LOL Dave - maybe it's the editing that makes it appear that cuz baby, he aint.

Lightning, GET ME A FREE ROOM!

PokahDave - GET UR ASS TO VEGAS FOR A COUPLE DAYS. YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT LIKE NIKE. I mean, I'll be there. Enough said.

Josie said...

Ummm to clarify previous comment - Waffles thinks Lightning is creepy but I don't.

Tara said...

And the timing of this trip would be? I'm currently looking at mid-July myself...

Josie said...

Oooo Mid July? Hot Vegas sounds good. This trip here is end of June, but I may be too late for the "free stuff". If I am, mid-july works!

Tara said...

Well let me know, I'm in a funk and thinking that booking it on Friday would do wonders for my mental state right now.... And if lightning won't get you a free room, I will. I've got like 6 offers out there right now. We would tear Vegas up :)

Josie said...

Tara, you're awesome! Chicks rule, and lightning drools!

lightning36 said...

Thanks, babe. Toss that free airplane ticket out the window. Have fun!

Tara said...

Ouch....

Josie said...

Lightning baby, come on....I'll be super nice to you till I get that free plane ticket!

lightning36 said...

Reminds me of that old joke with the following punchline: "Well, we knew what you were. We just needed to find out your price." : o P