Lightning, I take back everything....And Porn Stars UPDATED

....that I said about The Chicago Bears last Sunday.  The Pats smoked them I rubbed it in your face.  But here's the thing....If The Bears win tonight, I win for the week in my Pick The Winners league.  First place baby, all riding on The Bears.

They can do it, can't they?

I was reading Linda Lou's post about What's your Porn Star name?  and it gave me a chuckle.  To figure out what your porn star name would be, you take the name of a childhood pet and add it to the street name you grew up on. 

So that would make me Sheba Monroe!  Start waving your dollar bills!

(I had a mongrel named Sheba and grew up on Monroe Street)

Come on guys, I am bored here in work on Monday, so submit your Porn Star names and give me a chuckle in an otherwise boring day.  :)

Play smart.

Josie

Comments

lightning36 said…
So I have to root against the Bears tonight?

Porn name: Frisky Inverness
December 20, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Bayne_S said…
My name is already a "porn star name"
December 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Josie said…
Mmmm I think Tiger suits you much better than Hoy.

Gentlemen, thank you for the visual. Rest assured that I'd happily ply you with dollar bills if you were here. That reminds me, I vaguely remember offering Waffles dollar bills during last weekend. lol
December 20, 2010 at 1:20 PM
crafty said…
Mamie Monson.

I know.
December 20, 2010 at 1:49 PM
PokahDave said…
This is good for a chuckle :

porn star name :
Lucky ShadyHill
December 20, 2010 at 1:50 PM
Wolfshead said…
Prince Elric Wood? A bit fancy. Of course Prince Elric was shortene4d to Ric for every day use.
December 20, 2010 at 2:11 PM
Grange95 said…
Rascal Tower. Oh yeah, sexy city!
December 20, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Littleacornman said…
Kim Highfield signing in....!
December 20, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Josie said…
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Awesome!

We have Mamie (how I love ya) Lucky Shady Hill
Here Prince!!!

And Rascal Tower (if that's not a porn star name I don't know what is....let's see your tower for a buck!)
December 20, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Josie said…
Ahhh nothing like an English banger! lol
December 20, 2010 at 2:45 PM
BamBam said…
Just in case you don't get the names you were looking for, here's a few from back awhile ago.

http://bam-baminbedrock.blogspot.com/2008/02/blogger-first-i-think.html

I think I still win with mine!

:p
December 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM
Josie said…
Wow Bammer - you win! Hands down. Any guy with the porn star name of "Muffin Service" is okay in my book. ROFL
December 20, 2010 at 3:25 PM
Anonymous said…
P.D. Woodpath!

I love it.
December 20, 2010 at 5:31 PM
Josie said…
LOL "Wood"path, huh? I swear you guys are making this stuff up! Nahhhh
December 20, 2010 at 6:07 PM
The NL Wife said…
Queenie Starks.

And Bayne made me lol . . . 'cause that does sound totally like a made-up name for adult films . . .
December 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM
The Neophyte said…
How about Blitz Dean.
December 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Vegas Linda Lou said…
Hahaha! Sheba, you kill me.
December 20, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Josie said…
Linda!! So sorry I didn't get to meet you while in Vegas - there was LOTS of poker, and even more drinkin'.....I didn't do nearly as many things as I wanted to do. :(
December 20, 2010 at 11:30 PM
JT88Keys said…
Mine seems rather sophisticated for a thespian in the erotic film industry:

Pierre Townsend
December 21, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Josie said…
Pierre Townsend - That's like Bond, James Bond...
December 21, 2010 at 8:59 AM
SirFWALGMan said…
Charlie Eggmont Porn Star Supreme.
December 21, 2010 at 9:53 AM
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