BAD MOOD

I'm yelling at everyone and if you send me an email, God help you.  I lost count of how many fuck you replies i've sent out.

Stay away!  Save yourself!

I overslept this morning, was later than I intended and as a result look like total shit.  Wet hair pulled back in ponytail and i'm wearing all black from head to toe.

And I'm in a furious mood.

Oh and I have no fucking receptionist.

Awesome.

Waffles called me a succubus last night too and made fun of me cuz I didn't know what the word meant.

It means I'm a sex demon.  Not like I have sex a lot (far fucking from it) but if a man were to have sex with me it'd kill him.  It would be totally WORTH it, but still, not a good ending.

Anywhoo, I want to kill someone, and not by having sex with him.

Josie

Comments

SirFWALGMan said…
How come you only get mad at things I say the next morning.

Your the best Josie and I apologize if I hurt your feelings by calling you a soul sucking sex demon and not realizing most people do not know what a succubus is. I was just screwing around and meant nothing by it. Please accept my humble apology.

I really appreciate you being my friend between breaks of your MTT.
January 30, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Josie said…
I'm not mad at what you said! You're most likely correct btw.

I'm just in a pissy mood today - not cuz of you.

I was multitasking! Sheesh! I would've thrown that game away for you though! :)
January 30, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Cranky said…
Succulous, eh? That's a new one on me. I only had an inkling as to the meaning because of the flap about 15 years when some big name shoe company named a shoe Incubus and it turned out to be some sort of soul-sucking demon. That must have been a career-ending move for some poor schlub.

Work is almost over. You can relax on the bus with your latest book. Probably best to get some sleep tonight. (Just sayin'.) :-)
January 30, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Josie said…
succubus and then told his buddy i didn't know the meaning of it! The whore! Grrrr lol that's the only thing that AINT pissing me off today.

Im going to go to bed early - but that means a shitty rushed post in the morning! I will tell everyone to blame cranky.
January 30, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Cranky said…
VJ - ha! I'm sure even a rushed post will be an excellent post!
January 30, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Zin said…
@josie calm down your blood pressure is going up. If your in a bad mood this week next week is going to be worse. You might want to take a weeks vacation next week josie. After the Giants pummel the Patriots you will need a week to get a hold of yourself.
So you are going to kill by boonga boonga, lol.
January 30, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Josie said…
cranky, btw as soon as i get my shiat together imma add you to my poker only blog roll - you my dear have broken the mold.

zin, remember when you used to be nice and sweet to me? I miss that.
January 30, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Zin said…
@josie i am still nice an sweet sunshine. BTW i picked up a new account 2 weeks ago, i now take care of 78 wells cha-ching. Gave myself a little 5 figure per month raise, gotta love Oil Big Oil, hehehehe.
January 30, 2012 at 5:45 PM
sevencard2003 said…
hmm i hadnt seen this before i last emailed u, id never heard of that word either and wouldnt known what it meant. of course i cant even tell u whose gonna play next weeks superbowl either.

wish id known about ur online tourny last nite and left the riviera and just played online myself. wouldve saved a world of problems. shouldve never walked back over there.

i fear my blowup on the machine after the loss was to blame for ur bad mood, and for that i feel really sorry. also does anyone know if atlantic city also offers 1-1 counseling? and what does he mean by u relaxing on the bus?
January 30, 2012 at 5:57 PM
sevencard2003 said…
zin, how anyone whose in the oil business can be a democrat after obama blocked the keystone pipeline is beyong me. he cost alot of oilfield workers over 100,000 jobs
January 30, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Josie said…
Zin, you could've fooled me. Congrats on the new acct.

Tony. That was only part of it but thank you. Cranky is a very nice woman and she was referring to my bus ride home from work. My commute. I have no idea about counselling.
January 30, 2012 at 6:12 PM
sevencard2003 said…
i had no idea cranky was a woman either.
January 30, 2012 at 6:23 PM
Zin said…
@josie, getting killed by sex is a great way to go, who is the lucky unlucky man going to be, give us some hints please, lol.
January 30, 2012 at 6:30 PM
Anonymous said…
grunch

f to teh B oh Y is gona ship a peeni pic XD
January 30, 2012 at 6:50 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
I am pretty sure you can get counseling in any city.. and gambling counseling especially in any gaming mecca like AC.
January 30, 2012 at 7:15 PM
sebszebra said…
So how is the not swearing going? :)
January 30, 2012 at 8:10 PM
Josie said…
@zin, i dunno.

@fboy, i hope you aren't sending pics, for the love of god.

@seb, Fuck! I forgot about that. :)
January 30, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Anonymous said…
shipped pic of mine and tbcs peepees, swordfighting

FBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Wolfshead said…
7 card,

Obama did not block the Keystone pipeline he vetoed the bill because he wasn't going to be rushed in to a 60 day eadline by the GOP. The possibility of the pipeline is still open. In fact the GOP gov of Nebraska didn't want the pipeline routed the way it was and the Canadian compay building it are more than willing to discuss alternate routes. The 60 day decision was nothing but a political ploy.
February 2, 2012 at 6:37 PM
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